#gorillaz reader insert

2D: 6'2

Murdoc: 5'7

Noodle: 4'11

Russell: 5'4

4. “Leave me the fuck alone”

10. “I may have mildly panicked…”

Gonna do this one with our pickle man Xx

You were sitting on a bench in jail. You were in fucking jail and you were beyond pissed. You looked angry at the two guys sitting in front of you, you were not up for a nice jail conversation with two punks who probably got stuck there for spraying graffiti. 

‘There is someone to see you’ an officer said as he let in Murdoc. He had an awkward smile on his face as he stared at you from the other side of the bars. 

‘Hello love’ he said as he placed his hands on the bars. 

“Leave me the fuck alone” you snapped as you turned around to not face him. Murdoc sighed and walked to the other side, so that he was standing next to the bench. He went through his knees and tried to look you in the eyes.

‘Listen,’ he sighed. ‘I know now that that guy was trying to hit on you and that you declined him. But he kept looking at you like he fucking owned you and it just pissed me off.’

‘So you just decided to punch him in the face and then leave me alone?’ you said as you looked pissed at him.

‘Oeh low dude’ one of the graffiti punks said and you both looked very angry at them.

‘Fuck off brat’ he hissed. 

‘He has a point tho’ you said as you looked back at him. He sighed and looked down.

“I may have mildly panicked…” he whispered as you chuckled and rolled your eyes. 

‘Look at this Murdoc,’ you said, as you pointed at your arm while you rolled up your sleeve. It was all shades of blue and purple and you saw how Murdoc turned furious. ‘That is what that guy did to me after you left me there.’

‘Y/N, I am so sorry,’ he whispered as he put his head against the bars and you sighed. ‘I just thought that if you would see my violent side, that you wouldn’t like me.’

You laughed a bit and placed a hand on his head, which was hard due to the bars. 

‘I would have loved to see how you would beat the shit out of that guy, because when I tried to hit him, he hurt me and beat the shit out of me and that is how I ended up here.’ 

Murdoc looked at you and you sighed again. 

‘I will forgive you Mudz,’ you said. ‘But only if you will bail me out and bring me home so that we can at least have a proper end to our date.’

Murdoc chuckled and nodded. In a few minutes, you were standing outside again and Murdoc walked you back to your apartment. 

You grabbed his hand at some point and smiled softly at him.

‘I don’t care if you have some sort of violent side to you,’ you said. ‘Just promise me you won’t out it on me, but on people who deserve it. Like the guy from the bar.’

Murdoc nodded and suddenly pulled you in for a kiss. You kind of stepped on his toes, but he didnt care. He needed to give you a better apologie then saying “sorry” and this was his best idea. After that he let you go and kind of span you around like you were a dancer. He just felled unbelievable happy that you were so chill about how this all ended and that you still liked him. You were smiling like an idiot, as the moonlight sparkled in your eyes. He sighed and just looked at you as you kept on dancing and making twirls. 

‘God I love you’ he said and you stopped dancing as you looked him in the eye. He turend red, the moment he realized what had slipped out of his stupid mouth and he tried to come up with an excuse.

You shut him up by kissing him and smiled brightly.

My baby bois no-

They are precious and deserve love.

You’re welcome, love!

 2D: 

~ When planning your wedding you took the lead. 2D really didn’tmind it, though. The only thing he asked is that he pick the song for yourfirst dance. As the day grew near, 2D had notebooks and scribbles all over hisoffice. It was all full of ideas for your first dance together as a marriedcouple. He sent many long nights searching through his records, YouTubehistory, and Spotify to find the perfect song. Nothing was coming to him. With3 days left he began to panic and got so desperate he even though of turning toMurdoc for help. Scrambling to get his thoughts together, a song played overhis computer’s speakers. 2D quickly turned around and felt it, he felt it inhis heart. This was it, this was the song. He was filled with so much reliefand excitement. He could barely contain himself when he called up the DJ forthe wedding and told them exactly what song to play. 

~ Onthe day of your wedding everything seemed to go by so quickly. Before you knewit, 2D was standing in front of you on the dance floor waiting for the music tostart. Seconds later, a beautiful tune started to play over the speakers. 

“Do you wanna dance?

Will you wear my ring?

Will you laywith me?” 

The words to A.A. Bondy’s Lovers’ Waltz rang in your ears. You beganto tear up as your new husband took your hand and began to dance with you. Heplaced his other hand on your waist and you placed your hand on his shoulder.You held each other close as the music echoed throughout the ballroom. You laidyour head down gently on his shoulder to hide your tears. 2D softly sang alongto the song in your ear. Sniffles could be heard inside the room. The alluringwords of the song touched every heart, even Murdoc’s. As the song came to anend, everyone stood and clapped, but your eyes stayed locked on 2D. He smileddown at you and wiped your tears away. Nothing was said, and nothing needed tobe, the song spoke for you both.

 Murdoc: 

~ No one ever thought Murdoc would married, even Murdoc. Thatall changed when you came into his life. So did a lot of things. He changed hisbehavior and tried to clean up his act all to impress you. It was months ofagony for the man and it showed. When you put it end to all that ridiculousnessand told him that you were in love with him and everything he came with. Youweren’t with him to change who he was. That’s the day Murdoc knew he wouldmarry you. He knew he had to make this day something special. This was morethan a party, this was his chance to show the world it was wrong. He could beloved by someone with a kind heart.

~ Your whole wedding was acomplete surprise to you and everyone else who was invited. As you walked down the aisle you noticed Murdoc wiping at his face. At first you wondered if he was struggling to stay awake after a night of heavy drinking but as you got closer, you realized he was crying. When you reached the end of the aisle you wiped away his tears and held his hands tightly. Throughout the rest of the ceremony, Murdoc’s eyes never left your face. It all seemed to fly by in a blur. All you could see was him. For a moment you forgot you were in a room full of people until they clapped when you said your “I do(s)” As the celebrations began, Murdoc seemed to slip away. You had gotten too busy talking to close friends and relatives to notice. While you were in the middle of a story the lights suddenly came down and a spot light across the room revealed your new husband with a small microphone on his cheek. Music suddenly filled the room and Murdoc’s voice came over the speakers. He walked towards you to take your hand and dance with you. 

“If the sun refused to shineI would still be loving youWhen mountains crumble to the seaThere will still be you and me”

Murdoc’s voice brought tears to your eyes as he sang for you. You two slowly swayed to the song instead of actually dancing. The moment you were in couldn’t have been more perfect. You were kind of glad the world was wrong about Murdoc because you couldn’t imagine loving another man the way you love him.

Noodle:

~ Noodle’s proposal was too sweet and elegant for words to describe. It was just the two of you when she decided to pop the question. It was the most beautiful moment of your life. You two had stayed up late in bed just talking about the possibilities of life. She had suddenly gotten up and played some music. Noodle pulled you from the bed and began to dance with you. The floor became dressed with your footprints mixed with hers. You broke out into a fit of giggles as Noodle pulled away from you and danced with an imaginary partner. She hummed along to the music. You walked over to turn off the radio and as you turned around Noodle had her hand held out. Your face held a confused look as you grabbed her hand. Upon closer inspection, you realized it was a ring. Instantly, tears formed in your eyes as well as Noodle’s. She didn’t even have to say a word and neither did you. She slipped the ring onto your ring and you smiled at her before pulling her into a kiss.

~ You chuckled to yourself as your memory of that night came to an end. It had been almost a year since Noodle’s proposal and the wedding was just a few days away. The two of you couldn’t be happier. As the big day grew near, you both took time to yourselves to prepare and make that walk down the aisle even more special. The wedding was a small one, only family and a few friends. It was a simple garden wedding at the beginning of spring just as the flowers began to blossom. It was a beautiful ceremony and the vows you two read aloud were even more beautiful. Your first dance with Noodle was beyond special. The song that you two danced to when she proposed played in the garden. You grabbed Noodle’s hand and looked into her eyes as you danced with her. Neither of you could stop from smiling. 

“I wanna be your vacuum cleanerBreathing in your dustI wanna be your Ford CortinaI will never rustIf you like your coffee hotLet me be your coffee potYou call the shots babeI just wanna be yours.”

The lyrics of the song made your heart beat even faster as you watched Noodle lean in. Once her lips hit yours, you melted in her arms. The kiss was so powerful you felt all eyes on you. It was like Noodle had gathered every single “I love you” ever said and put it into this one kiss. When she pulled away your eyes were wide with love and lust. It was truly a dream come true.

Russel:

~ Planning a wedding with Russel was a rather difficult experience. Every time you asked him what he thought he just shrugged his shoulders. It was frustrating but you knew that’s how Russel was. You felt bad that you were making all the big decisions so you decided to give him a job. You walked into his studio and handed him a card with a number on it. “This is the phone for the company who will be the DJ at the wedding. I want you to pick the song we dance to for the first time as a married couple.” You smiled at Russel and he chuckled. “Alright.” You planted a kiss on his cheek and walked out. You knew he would make a good choice.

~ When the day of your wedding finally came around, you did everything in your power to find out what your song would be but Russel wasn’t telling. You even whispered to him during the ceremony for him to tell you but all he did was chuckle and wink. You sighed and turned your attention back to the priest. Once Russel kissed you as your newly wed husband, you rushed him to the ballroom to discover what song he had picked out. Russel smirked at you as the music came to life.

“When we were youngerWe thought everyone was on our sideThen we grew a littleAnd romanticized the time I sawFlowers in your hairSee it takes a boy to liveTakes a man to pretend he was thereSo then we grew a littleAnd knew a lotAnd now we demonstrated it to the copsAnd all the things we saidWe were self assured.”

2D: When it comes to affection, 2D felt pretty confident in his ability to show it. He was always super sweet, wanting to cuddle, hold hands, kiss different parts of your face. You loved it and constantly wanted his attention and affection, you began to crave it. Just about every morning you would roll over on top of him and kiss his face over and over until he woke up giggling and pushed you off. Throughout the day you’d hold his hand and kiss it until you had to let go. Whenever you and 2D were hanging out in the living room you’d giggle and tell him how adorable he was and leave kisses on either side of his face. Not one time did 2D ever want to complain about this. He was so used to Murdoc’s rough hand it was nice to feel some soft touches and kisses for once.

Murdoc: Murdoc can be quite the romantic man when he wants to be but affection is one thing this green man just doesn’t understand. When you two were in public he’d have his arm around you because he tended to be rather overprotective but other than that it was like trying to get affection from a cold, brick wall. At first it wasn’t so bad. You thought he just needed time to open up to you but as the days turned into months you grew irritated with the old man. One day you grew so fed up with his lack of affection you walked in on him in the shower. You kicked the door down and yelled, “Murdoc! Get your ass out of the shower NOW!” Murdoc screamed and fell in the shower taking the curtain with him. “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” The pickle man shrieked. “I need some fucking cuddles and affection and I’m getting it right fucking now!!”

Noodle: When you and Noodle got together you quickly learned that she showed her affection very strategically and smoothly. She also shows her affection through gift giving so when you complimented her for the first time she went out and bought you some of your favorite flowers in response. At first you didn’t see the pattern but the longer you two dated, the clearer it became. Every time you complimented Noodle or cuddled her at night, she would show her affection in return by leaving sweet notes on your things or buying you little candies or leaving you a demo of a song she wrote for you. It was unconventional but it was precious. You were so physically affectionate with Noodle, you were constantly touching her. She learned to desire it. Whenever she felt upset, you soft touches and warm skin are the first things that come to her mind.

I’m so sorry I’ve been gone for so long. Life was getting rough and I just needed to step back and take some time for myself. I love you all so much and I’m here if you need anything at all!!

2D: 2D is used to pranks but usually the hardcore stuff that Murdoc would pull like putting a baby alligator in the shower with him or putting hot sauce in his underwear. When you started acting goofy and pullinh pranks, he felt refreshed to see he wasn’t in any physical danger, except maybe when you hit him where the sun doesn’t shine with a nerf gun bullet. When 2D gets blue, you’re usually the only one who can put a smile on his face. You’re quite the comedian and a boss at making people smile but out of all the smiles in the world, his was your absolute favorite. 2D loved the dad jokes you would tell in the morning over some coffee mixed with Jack Daniels, not a fan favorite but 2D insisted it was delicious. “What sound does a grape make when you step on it?” You giggled as your blue haired boyfriend starred into his mug in thought. He bit his lip trying hard to think outside the box and solve your ridiculous riddle, but he had no luck. He shrugged his shoulders and you giggled some more. “Nothing much, JUST A LITTLE WINE!!!” You and 2D howled with laughter. He nearly fell over in his chair and you had to hold onto your stomach from laughing so hard. You both suddenly heard the angry yell of a familiar old man. “WILL YOU TWO PIPE THE FUCK DOWN?!” Murdoc stuck his greasy head out from his bedroom door. You took another sip of coffee and yelled back, “Can it, you old pickle! Some people actually like to laugh!” You and 2D laughed again until tear fell down your faces. Murdoc huffed and slammed his bedroom door. 2D wiped the tears from his face and you wiped your nose on your shirt. When you looked into each other’s eyes, a fit of laughter hit you both again as Murdoc’s screams could be heard from just down the hall.

Murdoc: When Murdoc first saw you, you had been laughing so hard at your own jokes you fell out of your chair in a local pub. Just before you hit the floor, Murdoc scooped you up and gave you his signature smirk. “I know I’m handsome love, but you didn’t have to fall that hard for me.” You giggled and smirked back. “Oh sweetie, I’ll show you falling hard.” With that said, you kicked Murdoc’s feet out from under him and chuckled down at him. Murdoc fell straight onto his ass and his eyes grew wide. “I think I’m in love with you.” You laughed and winked, “Yeah I love me too.” You held out a hand from him to grab and helped pull him up. Murdoc instantly wrapped an arm around your shoulders and whispered, “Wanna get out of here?” You looked over at him and whispered, “You wanna know what I really want?” He smirked and clicked his tongue. “Why don’t you tell me, baby?” Your face grew serious. You grabbed him by the collar and pulled him close. Your lips were barely touching his. Murdoc immediately felt his pants get tighter. You took a deep breath and whispered ever so gently, “I wanna race you to the car.” As soon as those words left your mouth you bolted for the parking lot. Murdoc scrambled after you and you laughed. He started to laugh too and eventually caught up to you before you could discover which car was his. “You can’t beat me! You don’t even know what car is mine!” Murdoc chuckled while catching his breath. “Is it the one with the license plate that says, ‘Daddy XO’?”

Noodle: You and Noodle had been having a rather lazy day at home. Neither of you even bother to change out of your pajamas. You were cuddled up to her when your stomach let out the biggest growl. You began to blush and Noodle giggled. Immediately, you jumped out of bed and stood in front of Noodle. “I shall defeat the Beast of Hunger! It is a dangerous quest and I require the help of a fair, young maiden.” You pretended to look around the room as if it were full of several other women. Your eyes stopped when you looked at Noodle. “Ah, the fairest one of all.” You kneeled beside the bed and held out your hand. “Will you do me the honor of allowing me to have your assistance in this quest?” Noodle laughed and sat up. “I will.” You smiled at her and pulled her from the bed and gave her a peak on the cheek. “ONWARD!” You yelled out as you pulled her into the kitchen. Noodle started looking through the fridge for some food to eat. You looked through the pantry and cabinets but ended up empty. Noodle pulled out some eggs from the fridge. You glared at the eggs and took them from her hand. “These will not do! The beast is too great!” Noodle smirked and put the eggs back in the fridge. “What shall we need to slay the beast?” She asked as she leaned against the counter. Her stomach then let out a growl just as loud as yours did before. “Hush hush! The beast speaks to us!” You fell to your knees and put your ear against her stomach. Noodle giggled and pulled you up. “The beast is asking for Father John!” Noodle rolled her eyes, “Papa John’s it is.” She smiled as she found her phone to call in a delivery. You smiled back and kissed her, “Love you, babe!” Noodle giggled and said, “I love you too.”