#gorgoth

A parody of“Kerghan and Persephone”

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So Many Things to be Thankful For:　「感謝のメタル」

("Gratitude Metal") &

「Where else do you get black metal growling about things they're thankful for? It's a beautiful diversion of genre expectations. Decades after breaking up and disappearing, Gorgoth was finally reawakened to record this EP and perform this song for someone's backyard concert birthday party, featuring guest musicians, me and brother. I also happened to accidentally do their artwork.」

Zombie Bytes:　「The song is a great song by a tiny band that sounds like it should be a classic but has very little listenership also I love this song」

(Everyone stares at broken coffee pot… that they got… somehow)

Jorg: I’m not mad. I just want to know.

(Silence)

Makin: I did, I broke it-

Jorg: No, no you didn’t. Rike?

Rike: Don’t look at me. Look at Grummow.

Grummow: What? I didn’t break it.

Rike: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Grummow: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s BROKEN!

Rike: ...Suspicious.

Grummow: No, it’s not-

Red Kent: If it matters, probably not, but Gorgoth was the last one to use it-

Gorgoth: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!

Red Kent: Oh really, then what were you doing at the coffee pot earlier?

Gorgoth: I use the wooden stirrers to practice channeling fire, everyone KNOWS that, Red Kent

Makin, peeved: Okay, let’s not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Jorg.

Jorg: NO. Who broke it?!

(Silence)

Grummow: Jorg? The Nuban’s been awfully quiet lately-

The Nuban: Really?!

Grummow: Yeah, really!

The Nuban: OH MY GOD-

(Chaos)

Jorg: ...I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be ta each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

(Glances back)

Cheeseburger：　「"This song hits deep. It expresses my truest emotions. When Executioner screams SATAN for the last time, I feel the tears swell up in my eyes. True beauty (and quite impressive how long he held that scream out for)." - Pvrker

The legendary Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Satan of the old high school/college black metal band Gorgoth that was school assembly hit, long thought to be lost as none of their many bands recorded their music. Throughout my childhood, it was like a personal folk song that I would chant but didn't know all the words too and would never hear in full, until Glenn Gorgoth (the lead member) recorded it on his own and put it on bandcamp on Halloween night.」

Magdalenita：　「purépecha woman singing an absolute banger. helps me chill. what more can i say. also im literally just here to promote listening to more indigenous mesoamerican songs」