Feb 3, 2021
I miss gorelesque and burlesque, they were fun and had additional benefits.
I once got back from a show still coated in fake blood so I went to have a shower.
Heard a knock at the door. Was naked. Went to look through the peephole to see who it was. Recognised a couple of Mormons who’d been pestering locals in disabled housing.
Grabbed my fake knife and opened the door.
Naked. Nude. Titties and everything else out. Coated in blood.
Invited them in as sweetly as I could. They ran away. I called the police and explained, just in case.
Went and got a shower.
It took 6 years before they dared come back to the houses.
Happy times.
