#gordon.playerid

Bubby: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Tommy: Oh, no- YOU DID IT TOO FAST!

Gordon: I-- ..Huh?

Benrey: Sorry, Gourd-man. But this is just about my only chance.

Gordon: ..Benrey-?!

Benrey: Hey, don't worry! It's not like you'll remember this part, anyway!

Gordon: No no, were just gonna move on and not worry about that- the game has some bugs- lets not test our luck.

Bubby: Were fucking scientists, all we do is test stuff.

Gordon: Roleplayers- right- listen, I really wanna move the story along- we've spent like 30 minutes gathering everyone up so lets-... uh...

Tommy: What's wrong, Mr. Freeman?

Gordon: The door-! Won't! Budge!!!

Bubby: Maybe we should have finished that quest afterall.

Gordon: Are we seriously soft locked till we find someone else to join our party-?!

Gordon: Oh, hey- the guards- let's ask the guards! They're the one's who let you in during the actual game.

Bubby: Nerd.

Coomer: Gordon, your knowledge is amazing!

Gordon: Hey - Hello? Can you open the door for us? We're kind of in a hurry, here.

???: ...

Gordon: ...Hello?? Can you hear me, or-

???: Yeah, I hear you, alright. Let me guess, bugged out 3/4 party, softlocked door?

Gordon: ..How'd you-

Gordon: ..Is it that common of an issue?

???: Honestly, yeah. I can let you in, but, uh..

Gordon: Well, Dr. Coomer separated me from the group to get to the chamber..

Gordon: I'm kind of glad to be away from that guy for now, so hopefully we don't run into anyo-

Idk anything about this game but this story seems cool af

Gordon: Okay- well listen- I know a lot about this game- it's my pride and fucking JOY. I'll admit I thought this search skill felt a little insulting since i was sure i could find whatever we needed- but if the game is gonna be this buggy and ask for an item I DO NOT have then fine-

Gordon: So much for intuitive npcs and immersion...

Gordon: ...

Gordon: How about since I don't have my passport you can just come with us to make sure I'm doing what i'm supposed to do mr. mystery guy.

Benry: BAHAHAHAHAH- THERE YOU GO!

Benry: Wow, that took you way longer than everyone else I've teamed up with! That's fucked up, man.

Gordon: You have to be the MOST asshole NPC I've ever interacted with, I can't even decide if I should give props to the developers or not- I'm going ahead- I'm not listening to this.

Gordon: Okay- just- I'm doing it.

Tommy: Mr. Freeman!

Gordon: ...Tommy?!

Benrey: TOMMYYY!

Tommy: ....Hi!

Gordon: ...literally how do you two know each other-

Tommy: Mr. Freeman you have to- you have to push the crystal! Into the lazer!

Gordon: ....I- I know- thanks Tommy-

Tommy: But- but VERY carefully! Slower, than molasses, falls, off a spOON! :)

Gordon: ...oh wow....I've waited my whole life for this-

Benrey: Hey, why're you touching that. Heh- Don't steal it, yeah?

Gordon: oh mY GOD-

Gordon: SHUT UP!

Benry: Wouldn't you know, your chat seems to know what they're talking about.

Gordon: Don't fucking- DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM?!

Gordon: No! I don't have a- w-WHAT are you all on about?! Shouldn't my H.E.V. suit be good enough identification- I don't NEED a passport chat-

Tommy: Hi, Benry! Here's my passport!

Benry(?): Tommy! You never disappoint, man.

Gordon: ??????????