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Damn, you fucked up there huh
Bubby: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Tommy: Oh, no- YOU DID IT TOO FAST!
Gordon: I-- ..Huh?
Benrey: Sorry, Gourd-man. But this is just about my only chance.
Gordon: ..Benrey-?!
Benrey: Hey, don't worry! It's not like you'll remember this part, anyway!
> Quest Completed (3/3)! > All Quests Complete, Distributing EXP
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anyways, yall planning on getting another party member or smth?
Gordon: No no, were just gonna move on and not worry about that- the game has some bugs- lets not test our luck.
Bubby: Were fucking scientists, all we do is test stuff.
Gordon: Roleplayers- right- listen, I really wanna move the story along- we've spent like 30 minutes gathering everyone up so lets-... uh...
Tommy: What's wrong, Mr. Freeman?
Gordon: The door-! Won't! Budge!!!
Bubby: Maybe we should have finished that quest afterall.
Gordon: Are we seriously soft locked till we find someone else to join our party-?!
Gordon: Oh, hey- the guards- let's ask the guards! They're the one's who let you in during the actual game.
Bubby: Nerd.
Coomer: Gordon, your knowledge is amazing!
Gordon: Hey - Hello? Can you open the door for us? We're kind of in a hurry, here.
???: ...
Gordon: ...Hello?? Can you hear me, or-
???: Yeah, I hear you, alright. Let me guess, bugged out 3/4 party, softlocked door?
Gordon: ..How'd you-
Gordon: ..Is it that common of an issue?
???: Honestly, yeah. I can let you in, but, uh..
???: Can I see your passport?
Any new friends hiding out that we'll find on the way to the chamber?
Gordon: Well, Dr. Coomer separated me from the group to get to the chamber..
Gordon: I'm kind of glad to be away from that guy for now, so hopefully we don't run into anyo-
Gordon: HOW THE FUCK-
Omg this is so cool!! :DDD Hello mystery guy :3
Idk anything about this game but this story seems cool af
Gordon: Okay- well listen- I know a lot about this game- it's my pride and fucking JOY. I'll admit I thought this search skill felt a little insulting since i was sure i could find whatever we needed- but if the game is gonna be this buggy and ask for an item I DO NOT have then fine-
Gordon: So much for intuitive npcs and immersion...
Gordon: ...
Gordon: How about since I don't have my passport you can just come with us to make sure I'm doing what i'm supposed to do mr. mystery guy.
Benry: BAHAHAHAHAH- THERE YOU GO!
Benry: Wow, that took you way longer than everyone else I've teamed up with! That's fucked up, man.
Gordon: You have to be the MOST asshole NPC I've ever interacted with, I can't even decide if I should give props to the developers or not- I'm going ahead- I'm not listening to this.
> Benry; Joined the Party! (4/4) > Quest Completed (2/3) > Now Open for Questions.
dont question it just do ya job, white boy
Gordon: Okay- just- I'm doing it.
Tommy: Mr. Freeman!
Gordon: ...Tommy?!
Benrey: TOMMYYY!
Tommy: ....Hi!
Gordon: ...literally how do you two know each other-
Tommy: Mr. Freeman you have to- you have to push the crystal! Into the lazer!
Gordon: ....I- I know- thanks Tommy-
Tommy: But- but VERY carefully! Slower, than molasses, falls, off a spOON! :)
Gordon: ...oh wow....I've waited my whole life for this-
Benrey: Hey, why're you touching that. Heh- Don't steal it, yeah?
Gordon: oh mY GOD-
Gordon: SHUT UP!
Gordon: O-oh shit...
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YAY! Full party! Let's get going, yall! Gotta ask, Gordon, why don't you have your passport? Did you not read the fine print in the terms and conditions of the game? It says you 100% need your passport or you'll explode. That's what it says.
Benry: Wouldn't you know, your chat seems to know what they're talking about.
Gordon: Don't fucking- DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM?!
Benry: No keep going. Encourage me. Encourage me more. C'mon.
Well Gordon, do you have your passport?
Gordon: No! I don't have a- w-WHAT are you all on about?! Shouldn't my H.E.V. suit be good enough identification- I don't NEED a passport chat-
Tommy: Hi, Benry! Here's my passport!
Benry(?): Tommy! You never disappoint, man.
Gordon: ??????????
Benry: C'monnnnn. You've got a whole skill in finding stuff. Tommy's got his, where's yours?
