#gordon.hn

                                Day One: The Beginning

So, I guess we're actually doing this, huh?                               

We're going ghost hunting Mr. Freeman! Aren't you excited?

You mean we're wasting our time? Ghosts aren't real, bro.    

Now Benrey, there's no need to be so negative!                 

No, Benrey's right. There's no such thing as ghosts and Gordon is an idiot.                                                                                             

Mr. Freeman is very sma- very intelligent!                               

Thank you, Tommy.                                                               

No problem Mr. Freeman!

Uh, now that you mention it, yeah... It’s... really dark.

Woods are dark, Gordon. There are trees.

I know- *sigh* I mean, it’s the middle of the day, but it’s as dark as night.

Oh. Yeah, I suppose that is weird.

Don’t worry Mr. Freeman! Sunkist can help!

Thank every god out there... Let’s... head in a direction, I don’t know, I really should’ve brought a compass...

Mothman may not be real but Benrey’s in trouble regardless. And if Mothman just happens to be real and hurt Benrey? Well, I’m fulfilling my promise of setting it on fire.

...If Mothman hurt Benrey, I won’t stop you.

The plan is we’re going to find nothing and Gordon’s gonna look like an idiot.

I think they meant “where are we going to go first”...

We should probably start driving to the zoo if we don’t want to be late.

Uh... none of us... are women...

Well, I called the zoo in advance and we’re allowed to stay the night, so I don’t think it matters.

It matters if you’re not a fucking creep!

Road trip time again!