#goosemantis

yall ever think about how mother gooseberry is considered one of the most dangerous prime assets in the roster and she was a dental assistant / tv show host. like her competition is the policeman, a mafia hitman, the buffalo minotaur, and the russian joan of arc who all had like huge body counts before they were taken to sinyala. and she’s considered equally at their level if not higher. the dental assistant. with a tv show. for children. whose main interests are taxidermy and puppets. that’s the one everyone is scared of and/or attracted to. that’s crazy. she’s kind of my everything tbh

ya know what im going to start posting about my goosemolova agenda #myagenda 🦆

“leland coyle is so normal leland coyle is just some guy. i dont think hes even mentally ill.”

i jinxed the next season being coyle-centered because i literally drafted a post about how the more iconic (/my favorite) prime asset maps are usually more metaphorical, symbolic, dare i say psychosexual in nature meanwhile coyle’s maps are very Literal. gooseberry’s theme park or franco’s docks or the kress twins’ tv studio cant even be compared to coyle’s very literal police station or courthouse.

working on “god save me from talkative women” part two and it has occurred to me both gooseberry and liliya willingly came to the sinyala facility. okay #egregirls

when is it an appropriate time for me to say we should start gatekeeping the female PAs + angelina