My child doll.
My child magazine.
My child support.
My child story.
My child is starting high school.
My child is the reason you drink.
My child is always hungry.
My child is not flexible.
My child isnât listening.
My child isnât my easel to paint.
My child isnât talking.
My child isnât growing.
My child can read!
My child can levitateâŚ
My child can learn.
My child can write with both hands.
My child canât stop eating.
My child canât make friends.
My child canât read at 8.
My child canât get to sleep at night.
My child has worms.
My child has autism.
My child has anxiety.
My child has no empathy.
My child hasnât pooped in a week.
My child hasnât pooped in 5 days.
MY child hasnât pooped in 3 days.
My child hasnât pooped in 10 days.
My child says he wants to die.
My child says âI love youâ constantly.
My child says âFâ instead of âTH.â
My child says nobody loves him.
MY child wants to live with me.
My child wants to quit piano.
My child wants to wear diapers.
My child wants to be an actor.
My child thinks she is my equal.
My child thinks everyone hates him.
My child thinks everything is funny.
My child thinks I hate her.
My child, a sociopath?
My child, a psychopath?
My child. A school.
My child, a genius?
My child did exist.
My child did exist, you liars.
My child did the right thing.
My child did green poop.
My child didnât get into college.
My child didnât go to preschool.
My child didnât speak until 3.
My child didnât make the team.
My child would never do that.
MY child would never bully.
My child would never.
My child would never do that. Gun.
MY child the rioter.
My child the murderer.
My child the bully.
My child, the goddess saidâŚ