“Despite everything I’ve done with my life, apparently that’s what I’m known for.” (goodwithknives)
“I dunno, dude. I think it could be worse. Better you’re the dude who got a grappling hook to the balls than the guy that shot Donut. Or the guy who Grif ran down with a Warthog. I still can’t believe the Reds kicked your ass like that,” he says, snickering and shaking his head.
“But c’mon, you’re the one that told me that story in the first place, it can’t be that bad.”







