#goodmurderbotpolls

●Biohazard bin (<- what i assume its protocol is regarding discarded inorganic bits)

●Put them in cryostasis and kept them as a souvenir

●Straight to its lab to be further studied/dissected

● ^ above option and then biohazard bin

●Secret fifth option

Obsolescence (Kobo, free ebook)

The Future Of Work: Compulsory (WIRED)

Home: Habitat, Range, Niche, Territory (ReactorMag)

Rapport: Friendship, Solidarity, Communion, Empathy (ReactorMag)

Data Ghost (Pseudopod)

Lt. Cmdr. Data Soong

EMH / The Doctor on the USS Voyager

Vic Fontaine

Breq Justice of Toren One Esk Nineteen

Hera Sensus Unit 214

HAL 9000

Johnny 5

Wall-E

R2-D2 and C-3PO (they come as a unit)

GLaDOS

R. Daneel Olivaw

I don't think it would like any of these people ngl

It/its

Anything else (wrong)

Yes

No

Being a white woman

Being from Texas

Taking down the Raksura stories from Patreon after they all got pirated

Writing TMBD in the first person (which is transphobic)

Not calling Murderbot a cyborg

Poor formatting of a story posted online

Not wanting Murderbot to be happy

Not letting Murderbot murder all of PresAux

Not being a dead white dude from the turn of the 19th century, the only acceptable authors

Blogger's Note 1: This poll is perhaps borderline in terms of what we will accept here at the esteemed goodmurderbotpolls, but given the cheeky origins of this blog and the sheer granularity of deep rjalker lore packed into this poll... here it goes.

Blogger's Note 2: I reworded the final poll option to make it fit the character limit.

Yes, it's part of their default parameters

No, Murderbot is capable of more things

No, Three is capable of more things

No, they both can do a few things the other can't