#golum dispatch

So the idea starts with Mecha Man still being a part of SDN but the Z-team knows who he is and once that drama settles down they're kinda okay with it, but still give him shit over it of course. (And no one was cut from the team)

Anyway, for some reason Flambae has to drop Robert off at his place for some reason and he gets a chance to see what Rob's living situation currently looks like. When asked, Rob just says that even though SDN is covering the suit repair costs, he's saving up as much spare money as he can because he doesn't like the idea of working for SDN forever. (Something about childhood trauma and owing people favors) Flambae gets this incredibly concerned look on his face and just says "But you sleep in a lawn chair."

"Funnily enough, that was stolen from the Walmart garden section after I almost threw my back out sleeping on the floor." Robert replies.

Needless to say, Flambae brings this up to the rest of the team. They ultimately come to the conclusion that they need to help. And to do so, they collectively decide to move in- without Robert's knowledge or permission. They mostly decide to do this because most of them live in a Probation Halfway house that looks like a sneeze away from collapsing, so Rob's apartment is starting to look like a better deal. It didn't help that they found out that his location is actually closer to SDN headquarters and still within acceptable parole parameters according to their ankle monitor living agreements.

Of course, this doesn't stop them from bringing shit in from their old hide-outs from before they were captured.

Flambae buys An Alaskan King Matress after finding out Rob's bedroom is the perfect size for one as well as his exotic spice rack.

Coop brings her fancy kitchen knives and vinyl colection as well as takes charge with remodeling the apartment.

Invisigirl starts moving all of her stolen merchandise as decor which includes but is not limited to jewelry, stolen artwork, wooden masks, and a knight's armor that may or may not have come from the British museum.

Malevola carves a portal to hell on the balcony for easy access and has turned it into a minor greenhouse that now houses plants from hell??? Flambae was excited to hear that they were edible. One of them doubles into a room heater and suddenly Rob is not complaining.

Punch Up brings soooo much alcohol, but does convince Coop to let him hang up some of his Irish superstition decorations like horseshoes and house prayer tapestries that were a gift from the family.

Sonar lugs over his gaming setup and blackout curtains. Prism and Sonar fight over setup ownership schedule while Coop and Flambae stitch little bats into the curtains, which infuriates Sonar because now that makes them seasonal curtains and he fucking hates the concept of seasonal furniture-especially when they're hung up year-around.

Prism splurges on dog toys and does her best to get Beef's weight down. She loves him to bits, she's just a little concerned that he's been fed with nothing but cereal and Banquet man meals. She's also the one supplying the bathroom with all your shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer, body scrubs, lotion, chapstick, nail polish, makeup needs. Her, Coop, and Malevola fight over the good bath towels.

Golum hangs out in the connected yard attached to the apartment block. He made his own shelter with Rob, Flambae, and Royd's help. All the none flyers carpool to work on his shoulders to save on gas or bus/Uber fair.

Royd, Waterboy, and Phenomiman all visit and sometimes stay the night.

Do not ask where everyone is housing all their clothes.