A Comprehensive List Of Useless Facts MONARCH Has Learned About Godzilla
As time goes on, Godzilla has become the unofficial MONARCH 'office cat'. Like all cats, he is eternally where he should not be, and no, he will not move if you ask him to.
Also like many cats, if he fits, he sits. MONARCH has a specific team in place to handle the complaints from destroyed sports stadiums.
Tourism boats are banned from Godzilla's most common routes. This is, of course, for public safety.
It is also because Godzilla will loiter in these areas, causing mass shipping disturbances. Why does he linger, you ask? Top experts suspect he is, scientifically speaking, "showing off"
MONARCH has documented this absolute criminal of a lizard dodging dozens of complex obstacles around Castle Bravo. Yet he still manages to destroy at least one of their ships per quarter.
On three separate occasions, underwater drones have recorded what top experts refer to as 'Goji zoomies'. During these periods of heightened movement, Godzilla has been measured at speeds more than twice what was previously recorded.
Due to increased unpredictability and energy output, these 'zoomies' are considered an A-Level crisis for anyone within three miles. Detailed evacuation plans have been crafted and memorized by personnel in the event that Godzilla attempts to engage in play with Castle Bravo.
