#godofdorks

It's a new horror game and I think it's pretty fuckin scary. 

Michael & Gavin play it

Markiplier plays it

Anime: havent watched / on my to watch list / dislike / like / love / emotionally attached 

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I was tagged by catsplaining. Rules:

Always post the rules.

Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and create 11 new ones.

Tag 11 people and link them to the post
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Actually tell them you tagged them.

1. What book should everyone read? I'd say Fahrenheit 451. 

2. If you could travel anywhere, where would you go? Wow. So many places, but if I had to pick one...Venice, Italy. 

3. Cats, dogs, or other? Aw, I love cats, but I don't have anything against dogs. I like dogs too! I'm just more of a cat person :)

4. What’s the strangest food you crave? People always think it's weird that I love eating olives. And fruit cake. 

5. Scariest thing about being/becoming an adult? Personally: Getting into grad school, finding a job, healthcare stuff, among many more. 

6. What’s a talent Internet pals may not know about? I don't have any special talents, but I'm good at pretending to know what I'm doing when I'm painting.

7. Best way to spend a lazy day? Reading, making/getting smoothies, baking, skyping with friends. 

8. Favorite characteristic about yourself? Kindness.

9. Favorite, time-wasting game or app? Tumblr mobile? lol. I don't have  many apps or games. If we're talking about video games, it would the The Sims. 

10. Most prized possession? My album filled with pictures/items of my 8 yr relationship. 

11. What always makes you cry? I easily cry at anything. But I'll cry 99% of the time when watching videos of cats/dogs being rescued from horrible conditions and are now happy. :)

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Now, my 11 questions for the peeps I tag:

1. What was the last song stuck in your head?

2. Current obsession? 

3. Explain your pet's name. If you don't own a pet, what would you name your pet if you had one?

4. What is something/someone you miss?

5. Favorite movie so far this year?

6. What fictional character would you love to date?

7. Your proudest moment?

8. An unpopular opinion.

9. What do you look forward to?

10. Describe an item of clothing you love.

11. Favorite mythical creature. 

I tag: sweet-n-sourscorpio, internally-meowing, godofdorks, congratules, cpsoto, afragilewhisper. 

BUCKLE UP BITCHES IT IS HEADCANON TIME

who cooks normally?: in all honesty it's probably like the Thai place down the street (yay for two dorks eating cold delivery food in their underwear at like 2 am), but adopting a child must've made them get a little more conscious of the food they put into themselves

that probably doesn't involve learning how to cook tho, just.... ordering delivery from fancier places

or getting like tomatoes on the pizza instead of an extra layer of cheese

and immediately regretting it afterwards really what do you expect from two cops who never really grew up huh

how often do they fight?: that's.... hard to imagine, actually. I think having spent the majority of their lives as close friends, they would learn how to work around each other and their differences really easily and work things out without raising their voices or arguing too much.

That, and Niko is an utter doormat so even if they DO disagree, it would probs go Herb's way in the end.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: .... be bored, maybe? That's probably the worst part of being hella married to your best friend, you just don't really HAVE another best friend to hang out with when they're away. .w.

nicknames for each other?: pppppfffff munchkin and beanstalk maybe don't look at me

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: honestly they strike me as the couple that meticulously calculates who pays what (yanno, as broke college kids), but after getting married and getting a joint bank account, I don't think that'd matter .w. But Herb is def more assertive, and Niko would be the type to tip just WAY too much...

who steals the covers at night?: a bigger body needs more covers to achieve an optimal temperature, but cuddles definitely reduce the surface area so... compromises? .w.

what would they get each other for gifts?: besides ugly sweaters and dumb trinkets and just wonderfully gay, sentimental little thingies, I don't think they'd be big on buying things that aren't utilities or consumables... more about little weekend trips and stuff, maybe? Just like a road trip a few states down to chill for a few days and hump

who remembers things?: probably a calendar, idk really. I have had this thought that Niko is one of the very few people who actually keep a handwritten calendar-thingie and meticulously note stuff he has to remember with little hearts at his hubby's name help I'm drowning in feels

who cusses more?: I honestly don't know how much Herb cusses, but Niko having been raised around small kids, I'm sure the majority of his "swearing" is just... the first letter, with a lot of air and a forceful hand movement. Like a "FFFFffffffffff". Or a "HHHHHHhhhhhhhhh".

On the other hand, his hubby probably doesn't have much against dropping an occassional f-bomb.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: .... I'M SKIPPING THIS BECAUSE OF WAR FLASHBACKS *ugly sobbing* 

who kissed who first?: .... ummmmmm

who made the first move?: umMMMMMMM??!?!?!?!?!

Voldemort:If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?

My horcrux would be a tiny grain of sand. I would place it in the middle of a desert and bury it under, like, a handful of sand. Good luck locating that one, Hermione.

Uncle Vernon:What is your favorite day of the week?