UK government: uwu, why are our teens so depressed omg, they have nothing to worry about??
also UK government: aight so youre gonna have 25 tests that you take at the end of year 11 and if you fail them you have to pay to redo them next year. Youre also only allowed to retake maths, science and english. We are also reducing exams to four weeks and if you miss an exam because youre in another exam you have to sit in a room with an invigilatir until your next test. You have to wait until August to get your results. In english you have to MEMORISE 15 fucking poems, two plays and a book. You have to learn how to do maths because if you don't get a G5 ( a C) you cant get into A levels. Because we want to encourage you to do good in science we're only going to allow you to use PROPER SCIENTIFIC LANGUAGE. IF NOT YOU GET ZERO MARKS AND YOU ARE A DISGRACE. If you dont do good in your A levels you can only retake them for free until you're 19.
UK government: nothing springs to mind??? uwu i wonder why??
