#godhose

I'm what people would call a "garbage disposal of hope". Many blind animals, lizards, reptiles, horse-man etc. have endorsed me as "having vision". Nice. I thought I would share my revolutionary (Bernie busts into my room waving isis flag) -no not that kind- my revolutionary ideas for future businesses. Technology: An app that allows you to check how many people want to divorce you, through programs. An app that mergers the ease of crowd-funding with the joy of being murdered by hundreds of strangers. An app that murders you. TUber, the tube sharing app, for tubes. Grindr, an app that locates the nearest woodchipper and has google maps point you towards it every time you open it. Tumblr, a big ol room that rotates like a giant hamster wheel, but gives users the ability to gain "notes" , or as their known now, bees. An app with all the power of crystals and gems. We take your company name and print it on thousands of isis flags. We kill you until you are murdered dead. A live web cam site, but this time, you guessed it, for the dads. We rebrand Iraq as "Trump Tower Resort LLc" and paint it red.