to make lucky apple seeds:

eat an apple to the core. it has to be a nice apple. if you didn't enjoy it, throw the seeds over your shoulder.

if it was a nice apple, say thank you and choose however many seeds you want for lucky and put them in your mouth. keep them there until they want to get out (your mouth will taste yucky, you want to spit them out or you  have the urge to bite them)

hold them in you hands and blow them dry. smile at them. think about why you need or want lucky apple seeds.

put them in your pocket and you will be safe and lucky.

look at this incredible sweater i found at the thrift store. it was handmade and the colors in the pattern didn’t make any sense and it had SHOULDER PADS