#goat thoughts

Lil’ Bleater enjoys chewing many things.

One of her favorite things to chew is Geralt’s hair when he falls asleep in front of the fire.

Picture with me a Yzma-esc mage who really liked to fuck around with the mutagens and potions

This mage experiments by adding goat genetic material into a potion with the intention of improving Witcher climbing or something

But

When newly minted Witcher Eskel tries the potion he gets goated

Goatified

Whatever we want to call it

Suddenly there’s a panic because each Witcher that passes the trials is valuable and now this one is running around as a fucking goat

The elder witchers and mages are frantically trying to fix what went wrong and turn Eskel back

Meanwhile Eskel is having a fucking blast messing around as a goat, once he got over the panic of turning into an ungulate

He climbs all over Kaer Morhen, jumps from increasingly worrying perches, chews anything that holds still long enough, and disrupts training sessions by biting the instructor on the ass

When he finally gets turned back he claims that he had no control over his goat instincts and can’t be blamed for the chaos

Lil’ Bleater can often be found scaling the walls of Kaer Morhen. 

Lil’ Bleater likes to munch the toes and heels of socks and the crotch of pants.

But only if they belong to Lambert.