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Go Crows! The Internet's Only Smallville Podcast - Season 1, Episodes 18-21 

We made it to the end of season one! And then they left us with a cliffhanger! Rude! There continue to be Vibes we did not request. But on the bright side, John Glover came back to chew some more scenery, and that’s always a fun time.

CONTENT WARNING: Discussion of police brutality, sexual assault, racism, incest

1:30 Bite-Sized Summary 4:00 Monsters of the Week 30:00 Wisdom from Pa Kent 34:45 Heart of the Show 40:30 And That’s Terrible 54:00 The Jukebox

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Go Crows! The Internet's Only Smallville Podcast - Season 1, Episodes 14-17 

In which an extra-large basket of episodes brings us dead little brothers, sex pollen, and the show somehow pulling out another shockingly decent plot about toxic masculinity.

CONTENT WARNING: Discussion of euthanasia, sexual assault, suicide, sexualization of minors, incest, grooming, child abuse, and misogyny.

2:00 Bite-Sized Summary 5:00 Monsters of the Week 29:00 Heart of the Show 37:30 And That’s Terrible 44:00 Wisdom From Pa Kent 50:00 Knock-Off Brand 51:00 The Jukebox 55:00 Best/Worst

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Our intro is “Slow Burn” by Kevin McLeod.

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Go Crows! The Internet's Only Smallville Podcast - Season 1, Episodes 8-10

As is becoming tradition for this show, one actually pretty good episode is balanced out by a load of crap, and an accomplished horror star is doing The Most. Thanks for your service, Mr. Candyman, sir. Smallville would like to remind you that ACAB, until the next time that such a sentiment no longer directly affects Clark and is therefore inconvenient.

CONTENT WARNING for discussion of racism, sexual assault, stalking, police corruption/brutality, and misogyny

3:00 Bite-Sized 8:00 Monster of the Week 23:00 Heart of the Show 30:00 Wisdom from Pa Kent 40:00 And That’s Terrible 49:00 The Boombox 50:00 Deepest Lore

Say hi to Dorothy and Vrai on Twitter @writervrai and @dorothynotgale

Our intro is “Slow Burn” by Kevin McLeod.

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Go Crows! The Internet's Only Smallville Podcast - Season 1, Episodes 5-7

The internet's only Smallville-cast returns with a decided downgrade in the episode offerings, although Lex having a destiny so hardcore and dastardly that even a vision of it KILLS A WOMAN almost makes up for it. This time we have Shawn in tow to see if, maybe, we can suss out what tentative connections the series occasionally decides to have to the comics. Also introducing our new, very educational segment: wisdom from Pa Kent. The fucker.

CONTENT WARNING for discussion of fatphobia, eating disorders, sexual assault, ableism, and Reaganomics

2:00 Getting up to speed 6:00 Monsters of the week 14:00 Knock-Off Brand 18:00 Wisdom from Pa Kent 20:00 Heart of the Show 26:00 And That’s Terrible 34:00 The Boombox 35:00 It’s Comics! 42:00 Mailbag

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Our intro is “Slow Burn” by Kevin McLeod.

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Go Crows! The Internet's Only Smallville Podcast - Season 1, Episodes 2-4

Not to be contained by the first of April, Go Crows returns! We’re making a proper go of it, but the title stuck. Apologies to all the other theoretical podcasts about Smallville that might have come before us.

Our three-episode spread this time leads us on a merry chase through The Fly, an episode that’s just about Good, Actually; and an evil lesbian to serve as immediate punishment for enjoying ourselves.

As always, Lex is our special boy. Because somehow this show fucked up so hard that the billionaire business owner is the most sympathetic character.

CONTENT WARNING for discussion of sexual assault, misogyny, homophobia, incest, bullying, stalking, and abuse.

1:00 Last Time, on Smallville 6:00 Monsters of the Week 25:00 The Heart of the Show 30:00 And That’s Terrible 37:30 The Boombox 44:00 Serial Numbers Filed Off 48:00 Final Thoughts

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Our intro is “Slow Burn” by Kevin McLeod.

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Go Crows! The Internet's Only Smallville Podcast - Pilot

One expert in Lex Luthor, one comic book reader, and one casual who watched the Donner movies one time: together they embark on a quest to sit through the WB’s ten-season smash hit–the show without which we wouldn’t have Supernatural OR Man of Steel. Buckle up, and if you’re ever in doubt, just remember that Lex is always wrong. Literally always.

CONTENT WARNING for discussion of homophobia, brainwashing and hate crimes

1:00 Casting Gags and Other Influences 5:00 “No Flights, No Tights” 8:00 The Major Players 14:00 Baby Lex’s Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day 23:30 Clark, Large Meat Man (and Asshole) 29:00 Monsters of the Week 33:00 Wow, This is Gay 37:30 Man of Steel Takes Furious Notes 41:00 Hate Crimes 2: The Jockening 50:00 Let’s Predict the Future

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Go Crows! The Internet’s Only Smallville Podcast – Season 1, Episodes 11-13 

In which we wish Whitney was actually a character who hadn’t mostly existed offscreen up to now, so that we could actually sympathize with him, and even Michael Rosenbaum can’t save this batch of scripts. Dorothy seemed ominously thrilled about the next batch, though…

CONTENT WARNING: Discussion of brainwashing, sexual assault, suicide, rape culture, parental abuse, domestic abuse, queerphobia, and ableism

1:30 Micro-Summaries 3:30 Monsters of the Week 23:00 Heart of the Show 30:00 And That’s Terrible 33:30 Knock-Off Brand 36:00 The Jukebox

Say hi to Dorothy and Vrai on Twitter @writervrai and @dorothynotgale

Our intro is “Slow Burn” by Kevin McLeod.

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