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What to feed your inner Gnoll
TURKEY LEGS
Big Ass Hamburgers
Cheap steak
MORE STEAK
Ham
That soup at Medieval Times that straight up looks like BLOOD
The assorted meats on the charcuterie board. Leave the cheese and jams for the elves.
ALL OF THE CHICKEN
EGG
(Remember. It doesn't matter what you eat, so long as you eat it WITH YOUR HANDS AND AS VICIOUS AS POSSIBLE)
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MORE GNOLLCORE THINGS
Midnight trips to Denny's
"YES THE MALL PARKING LOT COUNTS AS A PICNIC SPOT"
Live and die for your pack
Back up E V E R Y joke with a hearty cackle
Boots. You got lots of them and pretty much all of them are either worn out, in the process of being worn out, or never touched because they're too perfect for this world
Waterparks! Cause a 'yeen loves a good splash!
Hang out with all the Goblincore friends and revel in the fact that you are the big protective monster while they scamper through moss or some shit like that....
BUFFETS
"Yeah, got these jeans at Walmart. Fuck yeah they're comfy!"
Lazy naps whenever, wherever.
Gnollcore!
GNOLLCORE (Seasonal Edition)
"Is Fall Gnollcore friendly?"
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT IS.
Flannel shirts, the more patches and banged up, the better!
Roadside pumpkin farms! Revel in all of the oddly shaped GOURDS
H O O D I E S
Flannel PJ pants as actual pants
Bonfires in the backyard
Bonfires in some random field!
HALLOWEEN STORES. GET ALL OF YOUR BONES NOW.
Once again, for your consideration, BOOTS.
Pumpkin Soup! Devour the gourds and use them for hot seasonal soup!
Cider? Pumpkin Spice? Drink them all and fuck the haters!
Singing/Screaming loudly during nighttime drives!
Haunted Houses. The more cheaply made and grunge, the better!
Feeding your inner Gnoll PART TWO
HUMMUS, the pulverized remains of chickpeas!
Sushi, because RAW FISH IS BEST FISH
O R A N G E S
Grapes, but like, an obscenely big bunch of them.
FIRE ROASTED MUSHROOMS. Devoid the goblins of their precious mushy mush! (Or be cool and share!)
Bread Bowl Soup. Slurp the soup, CONSUME THE BOWL
Garlic
More Garlic
Have we mentioned Garlic? It tasty and S T I N K Y
Ale.
Mead
Beer
WE MUST OUTDRINK THE DWARVES BEFORE THEY FIND OUT
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Gnollcore Example 1
“No, I really don’t give two shits that I’m eating this left over ham at two in the morning straight from the fridge! FIGHT ME!”Â
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Gnollcore
For your consideration:
Gnollcore!
(Why do goblins get to have all the fun??)
Loud. No concept of indoor voices.Â
Dirt paths, mud puddles, unfinished roads
“It’s not bedhead, it’s my hairstyle”
Always trying to sate the endless cravings for meat
Bones. All the bones, all the time
Probably is wearing a bone right now!
Messy, yet somehow organized rooms
Doesn’t understand social ques 75% of the time
Will back you up in a fight
...also might pick a fight with you.
Sleeveless Vests covered in grungy patches and studs
“Is this music too loud? No? I’ll turn it up!”
Gnoll Facts, Again!
Unlike what some unscrupulous texts would tell you, Gnolls make for excellent company at any outdoor feast. They always bring meat for the fire and plenty of it!
So long as you don’t question WHERE the meat came from, or even WHAT kind of meat it is, the Gnoll will happily share. It is considered polite to pay the Gnoll in fur scraps and metal bits for their service.
GNOLL FACTS
Gnoll packs often keep small frog enclosures, as the small creatures bewilder and befuddle Gnolls, and have earned their respect by living in swamps and otherwise dirty environments that Gnolls often find pleasing.
Remember; for every frog, there's at least five Gnolls who will slay you if you so much as hurt it.
