#gnattynat

I give you therefore: airport security AU!

Arthur is the inappropriately talkative agent that greets every single person in the queue and confuses everyone with his cheerfulness

Douglas as that one agent who secretly stashes away the more valuable confiscated items from the bin and resells them on eBay

Martin as the uptight reader of the X-Ray machine who keeps confusing various personal items with dangerous weaponry (”it’s not a sex toy, it’s a CLUB”) ((”a VIBRATING club?”))

Omg, did you really cry???? :))))))) That's so cool! It means so much to me to know that it got to you that way! 

http://www.redbubble.com/people/gnattynat/works/13320682-who-the-fuck-is-benedict-cumberbatch

BRILLIANT.

hehe that's brilliant, I'd probably do the same thing tbh :L

Rule one: always post the rules Rule two: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones Rule three: tag 11 people and link them to the post Rule four: actually tell them you tagged them.

1. Favourite movie?

Ooooh, that's a tricky one. At the moment, it's Guardians of the Galaxy. 

2. How many countries have you been to?

Three. Wales, Zimbabwe and Northern Ireland. 

3. If you were on death row, what would you want your last meal to be?

1,000 McDonald's chicken nuggets with 1,000 chocolate chip frappés and 300 large fries. I would make the prison bankrupt. 

4. Hobbit or lord of The Rings?

Hobbit 100%

5. Marvel or DC?

Oh man, Idk...I'm gonna say DC mainly because I love Batman with all my heart. 

6. If you could marry one celebrity, who would it be?

Benedict Cumberbatch. Obviously.

7. Favourite place in the world?

London! <3

8. Do you have any phobias?

Clogged toilets, my future (funny how those two relate), the dark, alien-y stuff, sharks/fish and the unknown. 

9. Dream job?

Make-up artist, actress/singer, Disneyland actress, writer, animal carer or cat whisperer. 

10. Describe yourself using one animal

Cat, definitely. 

11. Sweet or savoury?

Sweet ovo

Alriiiiiiiight, my questions. 

1. Favourite animal(s)?

2. Have you read a book that has changed your life/the way you feel towards others? 

3. How often have you thought about world domination? 

4. Any movies that you enjoy to the extreme? 

5. If you could be either a Hobbit, Wizard/Witch, Werewolf, Cyborg or Vampire, what would you be and why? 

6. If you could spend the day with ANYONE (celebrity, fantasy character etc.), and money wasn't an issue, who would you spend it with and what would you do?

7. Favourite colour(s)?

8. What food could you eat for the rest of your life?

9. Wasps or spiders? 

10. If you could travel back in time to any time period and meet someone (in)famous, where would you go/who would you meet?

11. Would you rather be eaten alive by a zombie or eat someone who is alive?

I’m tagging:

Shaunhastingsdiary

Gnattynat

Alliethekilla

Shadow-clone19

Daddys-little-gore-whore

Brainfullofuniverse

Sherlocksblogger

trollit

marlicouriersix

fukawagettsmashed