#gm sub zero

So it’s no secret that I prefer Bi-Han to Kuai Liang but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy the buffet as much as a Kuai fan does. Like his older brother he’s blessed and I do mean blessed with perfect proportions, nice strong shoulders, a beautifully sculpted chest with gorgeous, top tier titties. Fantastic biceps, a hard tight stomach that you know you can grate cheese on his abs and dat ass! Kuai has a booty that no one could resist. Anyway let’s get to this ask before I get myself into trouble with Bi-Han. 😅

First and foremost he’d blush horribly and then scold you, he’s not the perpetual show-off/playboy Bi-Han (OG Sub-Zero) is and isn’t used to the attention.

He respects you and your body and doesn’t ogle it and expects the same curtesy.

That doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to do the freeze and flex (their version of the ‘bend and snap’ lol) the way Bi-Han can and will do. You can bet your ass #1 Wingman Big Bro taught him that one at a young age.

He is like Bi-Han in the sense that he does take a little pride in the fact this his muscles are as functional as they are impressive.

Kuai Liang is the type that definitely will pick his s/o up in a big bear hug anytime he sees them and won’t let them down until they’re squirming and laughing.

His partner’s body isn’t any concern to him, as long as you’re happy he’s happy, but if you’re feeling down on yourself he’ll definitely shower you with praise and reassurance until you’re feeling better.

The longer you’re with Kuai the more he gradually opens up to the idea of you worshipping his muscles.

He’ll always scold you in public but when it’s just the two of you it’s a different story.

He gets sore frequently from his strenuous training regiment and is more than happy to let you work out al his kinks.

He’ll practically purr with content as your soft hands work the aromatic oils into his rock hard traps and follow his unyielding muscles down to his taut ass.

You work your thumbs along his spine, exploring the valley of his powerful back where the massage oil pools. As he breathes, you feel the strong fibers of his muscles tense under your palms. With a groan, you find and release the knots in his back, and you can’t help but smile when you rest one weary hand on the broad small of his back.

Ok, so I’m not gonna lie I have been dragging my ass like crazy on this ask, and it’s not that I think it’s a bad ask or anything, it’s just Kuai and kids are like my biggest weak points and I just had no clue where to begin with this one. I’m so not a kid person at all and just have no idea what to do with them IRL or in stories. Thankfully I had an ask a little bit ago from @ loveheartstel which had me write about Bi-Han and Kuai Liang running into their former lovers as now enemies, which you guys can check out here; but then it dawned on me, this is the perfect opportunity to expand off of that. So, the general set up form that one was Kuai and his S/O got separated after Bi-Han was killed in MK9 and thanks to miscommunications about pigeons Kuai thought his S/O left him and his S/O thought Kuai abandoned her. Spoilers it ends with them trying to give their relationship another shot, so I’m going to be expanding off of that idea.

I hope this ended up remotely what you were looking for nonny, story is under the cut for length. 

YAAAASSSS NSFW asks! I’m a filthy, thirsty hoe so I am LIVING right now!

OK I’m not going to lie Daddy Kinks aren’t really my forte, for that I highly recommend @underratedcharactersimagines for her amazing Daddy Kinks, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t give it my best shot. So hopefully you’ll enjoy my take on it! 

(Side Rant: WHY IS ADDING A CUT SUCH A FREAKING PAIN IN THE ASS IN THE APP?! UGH!) 

Gender Neutral Filth is under the cut. 😊

Kuai Liang/GM Sub-Zero:

Kuai Liang would be respectful of the change in the weather and and wouldn’t want to harm you in anyway or make you overly uncomfortable so he’d just take care of himself if need be.

Will happily spend his nights/free time with you building big cozy fires, piling you in warm furs and blankets, making you hot tea and trying not to be too close to you, still physically with you but not right next to you.

Just reading and talking and enjoying one another’s company, always checking up on you to make sure you’re warm enough.

He’s not as bothered by heat as Bi-Han is as he has better regulation of his abilities so he doesn’t mind having the heat up high for you at all times.

This also lead him to the brilliant suggestion of fooling around in a nice warm bath or shower, granted it will cool down with him there, but you can keep the hot water running and still have a pleasant environment for both of you to enjoy yourselves.

Kuai Liang isn’t much of a cook but he’s happy to buy/take you out for whatever warm winter foods you’d like. He also has a bulk supply of hot cocoa on hand for you.

Bi-Han/OG Sub-Zero:

Bi-Han on the other hand would tell you to suck it up as he strategically wraps you in electric blankets still leaving himself access to the ‘important parts’.

He’s not a total ass though, he buys (steals) you several fur/goose down coats (faux of course) in all sorts of cute colors so you can wear them when he’s around.

He’ll also suck it up and allow you to turn on the heat, which is kind of a huge deal for him because he’s very sensitive to it and it makes him feel weak and unwell, but he won’t let you know. (You mean a LOT to him if he’s willing to do this)

He’ll also skeptically try the bathroom trick, but he’ll complain about it, Bi-Han is rather vocal in his hatred of warm let alone hot water, but hey he’ll never turn down the opportunity to have sex, so you can make it work. It’s not like you both don’t have a great time.

Takes you out or makes hot pot/shabu shabu for you all winter long. He’ll also make you nice hot steamy bowls of wonton soup and lots of nice hot, steamy, plump dumplings.

He’ll keep you as warm as he can, but he won’t keep his cold hands off of you. He’s also totally the asshole in the relationship that will put his cold hands/feet on you bare skin.

If you’re with either brother though odds are good neither of them is getting the regular satisfaction they’re used to. Bi-Han is basically insatiable on a good day when it comes to sex and even if Kuai Liang acts totally put together and would never admit it, he’s basically the same as his big bro in this regard. As soon as warmer Spring weather hits be prepared to not leave your room for a couple of days as both of them will make up for lost time.

Scenario One:

Bi-Han texts his brother ‘we share blood but we’re not brothers’ on the regular to see what’s going on in his life.

Text Sent to ‘Not My Brother’ “So how are things? What have you been up to?”

Text Received from ‘Not My Brother’ “Bi-Han can’t you just call?! You know I hate typing I mean messaging, damn it I mean texting!”

Bi-Han laughing at Kuai Liang misfortune, text sent to ‘Not My Brother’ “Suffer.”

Kuai Liang making disgruntled and frustrated noises Text received from ‘Not My Brother’ “Honestly things have been a little difficult with you gone. I’ve restarted the Lin Kuei and starting to train my own students, one in particular Frost has so much potential but she’s difficult to deal with. *Proceeds to type out a novel with no breaks whatsoever in a solid block of text about everything he’s been up to, everything about Frost, making up with Hanzo literally everything. Then stares at his phone for ages wondering what’s taking to long.

Text received from ‘Best Big Bro Ever’ “G.G. loser, btw gimme back my name, dick.”

Scenario Two:

There’s a pre-tournament/pre-catastrophic time crisis meet and greet and/or a meeting of the ‘Former Lin Kuei Association’.

“Uh yes, hello everyones, my name is Noob Saibot, but some of you may know me as a Bi-Han or OG Sub-Zero.”

“I’m an assassin who currently resides in the Netherrealm, so obviously not an ally of Earthrealm.” *chuckles lightly*.

“I’m also know as Shinnok’s Wrath as you can see on my business card.” *passes out business card with a cute doodle of him and Saibot with his name and under it ‘Shinnok’s Wrath’*

“So yeah, I looks forward to murdering each and every one of you. Especially you.” *winks at Frost who’s obviously watching him like a starved animal eyeing up a big, juicy snack*

Frost elebows Kuai Liang not so subtlety “So that’s your brother you won’t shut up about huh? I can see why!”

Kuai Liang sulks and pouts before exclaiming way too loudly “We share blood, we are NOT brothers!”