#glutularphysics

and destiny’s edge is still the most dysfunctional, annoying group of adult children i have ever had to deal with

THIS ALREADY EXISTS ITS CALLED VHS AND IT SUCKS

a rachni probably

 aqua is definitely girlfriend material

probably like 20 minutes (although i may have to settle for less since i Have No Idea What I’m Doing)

i cant never stop laughing, one of the guys came online and was complaining how he always has low health when he logs in and he cant understand why and me and sheila are screaming into the mic

mj how are you making jokes in this my time of need, i am a shadow of what i once was, i no longer enjoy the taste of food nor the sound of beautiful music, my existence is shattered by softbro meatball chris evans doing 22 pushups despite the frolicsome insistence of his softbro meatball dog that they are roughhousing, my soul has left my body, my physical being is a lumbering husk inhabited only by bitterness and astonishment, i shamble through life repeatedly muttering ‘bang these out’ punctuated by high shrieking wails