#glorpglorp

Listen up, kiddos cause I don't have much time!

As you probably know by now, it's all going down. The ETTCD is on the lurk. STAY AWAY FROM E.T. HUNTER. LIE TO THEM. That creep is trying to round up Cosmic Beasts headed to Earth for MythiCon and prevent them from partying. Do not help them.

If you're an Earthling reading this, best of luck to you! If you're going to be at MythiCon, be on the lookout for Cosmic Beasts. Shoot, maybe I outta get down there.

That's all I got for now, ya space rascals! Keep on being your mythical best.

I've been using ultra-advanced alien photo enhancement to show the HATERS that Glorp Glorp IS ALIVE, living in SoCal, and hidding himself in Mythical content. Take a look at these screen shots from Good Mythical Morning episode 2095 which was broadcast (on Earth) on January 18th of 2022...

WANT MORE PROOF?! SEE FOR YOURSELF!

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What Are Cosmic Beasts & Are They Dangerous?

What a bunch of dang bologna! Heck NO they aren’t dangerous. They’re the nicest bunch around. Their motto is ‘BE YOUR MYTHICAL BEST’ which basically means striving to be awesome and kind to everyone, all the time, always. IF YOU’RE NEW TO COSMIC BEASTS, read on to learn a bit about what they are, and what it’s all about…

Cosmic Beasts are just like  ‘Mythical Beasts’ on Earth, with one tiny difference; Cosmic Beasts aren’t from Earth. The Universe is big, my humans, and your entertaining internet cats and #hashtaggery have penetrated the Milky Way for decades! Cosmic Beasts are out here, watching the YouTube and becoming obsessed with Earthling culture. For years! So, just like you (BYMB?) we’re BIG fans of Rhett & Link, Mythical, the whole shabang. Cosmic Beasts are usually pretty obsessed with Good Mythical Morning, and the Mythical Kitchen. Glorp Glorp devoted his life to MK, and is one of the biggest CBs of all time. Of ALL TIME! 

So, before the restrictions of Earth travel, Cosmic Beasts blasted off towards Earth regularly. Now, they’re forbidden from Earth travel due to UNFAIR Galactic codes. Nothing would make CBs happier than meeting on Earth for a big Mythical event, where the vibes are immaculate and everyone is truly being their mythical best, like a ‘MythiCon’ festival. Maybe someday in the future...

Here’s the ESSENTIALS on being a Cosmic Beast—

THEY DON’T BREAK EARTH RULES & LAWS. If there’s a rule, Cosmic Beasts follow it. If anything, Earth is a GOOD influence on aliens.

Cosmic Beasts LOVE riddles, codes, puzzles, anything that requires CURIOSITY. If you’re always curious, you’re gonna love being a Cosmic Beast!

Cosmic Beasts who believe in Aliens traveling to Earth have to be secretive! They’re part of the ‘rebellion’ (sometimes called SPINNERS) and they’re constantly working to help each other out.

Few Cosmic Beasts, or any alien, has become as Earth famous as Glorp Glorp. If you’re an Earthling, you’re probably thinking of aliens from movies and comic stories, but I mean aliens IN REAL LIFE. At one point, Glorp Glorp was just your average time traveling alien from the future bopping around the Milky Way. I met them years ago and we stayed in touch until they had to go into hiding to avoid the trackers. Keep in mind, this IS all speculation, but my sources are vast from years on Earth and ties from my time as a government expert. I can tell you I for one am sure Glorp Glorp is down on Earth So, today, in honor of Glorp Glorp, I wanted to share some recent rumblings from Earth about the green-wunderkind-in-sequins, the them, the myth, the GLORP GLORP…

Glorp Glorp Is rumored to be living on Earth to this day. Stricken from the cosmos by the ETTCD, Glorps been laying low in America, California. This is the region of America where Mythical Studios, home to Good Mythical Morning, Mythical Kitchen, Sporked, Rhett & Link’s homes, and the Mythical crew. Needless to say, Glorps got a network of friendlies in the region to keep him well hidden. If you look at the EVIDENCE, it seems pretty clear to this outer space expert that Glorp Glorp is on Earth, and working with the rebellion out here in outer space to secretly bring Cosmic Beasts to Earth for…something.

I know somethings going on down there (here if you’re a human on Earth) and I’ve studied the footage. Glorp Glorp is on Earth, that much I KNOW. Just watch Mythical content and you’ll see what I’m talking about. Nearly every bit of video content Mythical puts out, Glorp makes a SINGLE FRAME APPEARANCE. This is called a subliminal message (a quick flash of video) and Earthlings don’t seem to notice it. If they do, none of them have submitted EVIDENCE (in the form of photos).

Glorp Glorp will often sneak into one frame of videos as a way to communicate with his fellow Mythical Beasts on Earth and everywhere in the Milky’s where they’re watching. If you watch episodes of Good Mythical Morning for example, you’ll see him behind the desk sometimes. Sometimes Glorp Glorp is way in the background and without space-aged video enhancement, it’s almost impossible to see. That’s why I’ve broken down some of the recent evidence on my PROOF post—so EVERYONE can see and decide for themselves.

Listen here. Plenty of CBs have bopped down to Earth. Here's a list of some notables...

December 31st, 1982 Flergllaan Xexoe-9 is the first CB to visit Earth. This is considered the birth of the Cosmic Beasts. They went to a NYE party disguised as a NERD (smart Earthling dressed unfashionably). Flergllaan was obsessed with Earth and started a trend of CBs traveling to the planet disguised as Earthlings.

January, 2012 Zootle Braxxxoid sits in LIVE on the FIRST recording of Good Mythical Morning. They were quoted as laughing their “Xaccellcranx off” when Rhett impersonated Link.

April, 2013 ‘SpaceDawg Gary’, yours truly, became a Cosmic Beast. And now here we are. (My ‘real’ name is Ver Cheailm-Yalsep) The first episode of the mythical show inspired me and ever since I’ve been trying to “be my mythical best” as they say.

December 11th, 2013  Link says “Let’s talk about that AND TASTE IT.” as a call to Beasts. This call to action was an important moment for all of us Cosmic Beasts. Before that we’d only been asked to talk about it, which we could do from any planet. Now the idea of tasting the fine foods of Earth was offered to us. This inspired Cosmic Beasts from many parts of the galaxy to travel to Earth for the chance. It was risky if you were caught on Earth, but intergalactically there were no restrictions then.

2014-2016 During this time, A LOT of CBs were checking out Earth. It became a hot tourist spot for the Earth curious. It was the place to be. Everyone wanted to say they were a Cosmic Beast. They’d go down to Earth, snap some pics, slurp up some sugar, and hob-nob with celebrities. Of course everyone knows the famous photo of Brad Pitt in a hot tub with Klergiff Ghononix’s ex-lover, Rouxxeæ-9 drinking champagne on a mountain top. That photo made EVERYONE in the galaxy want champagne and Brad Pitts for years.

Flergenx Day, 2017 Phredyixxty ‘Fred’ Flergenx is vaporized after returning to Kepler-62F with a spaceship full of contraband fidget spinners. Earth became synonymous with not only danger, but virulence for many in the cosmos. He was the last known Cosmic Beast to visit Earth and his desire to spin a simple toy when restless became a symbol for TRUE CBs all over the galaxy. Even on Earth.

2017-2019 Restrictions on Earth travel grow increasingly strict throughout the galaxy as opinions turn on the merits of humans. CBs become less vocal and many reject the title all together as the species is seen as a bad influence. Only TRUE Cosmic Beasts remained pro-human and the popularity of Earth travel fell off as fast as it had started.

July 13, 2019 Glorp Glorp appears in an episode of Future Fast Food with Earth strongman Mythical Chef Josh. It sets off a chain reaction in Outer Space leading to the passing of Intergalactic Laws prohibiting Earth Travel completely. Anti-Earth hardliners were outraged by Glorp Glorp’s flagrant disregard for the codes already in place at the time. Glorp Glorp remained on Earth for months and appeared in several episodes of the Mythical Kitchen show. Eventually he goes into hiding and is essentially stranded on Earth and considered a cosmic fugitive.