#glooty

So let's talk about this situation before you just go ahead and accept it.

Berry Blast Oreos

Triple Decker Oreos

Pure Heroine

BANGERZ

Those are the ground rules--- and how you play the game is now up to you.

Have you won yet? Not everyone does. Especially you. 

May i offer you a bite of the consolation prize? The public knows them as Berry Blast Oreos, but I call them siq pink dinks.

Use your tongue to eat these cookies. Wrap that wet pink muscle around that pink processed cream and pull. Lick. Hopefully a string of cloudy saliva will stretch from your bottom lip to the the cookie parts. Slobber.

My sweet cookie diction is exhausted from trying to describe flavors that are nothing but brain numbing and probably toxic levels of sweet. Every time I a try a new oreo or other crap mass produced USA cookie classic all i can really say is the same things over and over again: "that's really sweet". "I think it may even hurt a little?" "I kind of feel like throwing up"."you get used to it after 10 cookies" "Now i dont need to eat dinner"

If there is a common theme to pull this entire blog together, it's that USA mass produced cookies are sugar licks, sugar is poison, and sugar is a truly addictive substance not yet recognized by the DEA.

ALSO, I have no idea where/what/how the oreo name came into being. If anyone can find a definitive answer, then please tell me. Right now, i assume it means "MARKETING PLOY" in latin.

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