#glitchmorphmemes

A: A baby? Well that shouldn’t be so difficult. I think I can save the magic for that one. After all, I’m here.

M: W-wait, what?

A: Do i really need to go in depth there? Why do you want to WISH for a baby if you could just have one? With me, you really don’t have to worry about strings either.

M: That's...that's...youre joking, right?

A: *sighs* Did I strike you as someone who jokes frequently?

A: Shhhh. It's fine. Relax. You can still say no- or take your time. You said you wanted to do it for your family...and it looked like it really makes you uncomfortable. To be willing to set that aside just for...wow. I don't know if I would do that.

M: Well, you're a genie, I guess they don't have to worry about that.

A: You would be right.

M: O-oh, right, um, a wish...I...

A: Come on, it’s not so difficult. Look, I know this is cliche, but you HAVE three wishes after all and I’d like you to make them quick so I can hopefully be free or something.

?: Ah, finally. I was getting real tired of this blasted lamp prison.

M: A-are you...?

?: Yes, I’m a genie, so please, make a wish quick so I can teleport in there and die of claustrophobia and boredom a while longer.

M: What's your name?

A: Is that your wish?

M: Well...no...but can I not ask?

A: Azure. If it's really that important.

M: I'm Monarch.

A: Look, I don't know how familiar you are with genie magic, but it's not all that easy. You are a materialistic asshole? Sure, I can conjure a room full of diamonds for you. Mind control? No problem. But a real human...we're not gods! I mean, I could try, but it might as well be a zombie and I'm not sure if that would make you particularly happy.

M: Ahhh...um...