What if other Trojans and allies had to choose the most beautiful goddess?

Hektor: - I only have eyes for my wife, sorry.

Priam: - I can`t, I can`t, it`s too hard to choose... well, if you insist that much (picks one, angers two goddesses. Fun ensues.)  

Aineias: - Why me? Dear, merciful gods, why me? (whining all around)

Helenos: - NOPENOPENOPE, I know how this ends, leave me be!

Sarpedon: I don`t want to anger any of you, this is not even a serious contest, why did dad even think this would be a good idea?

Glaukos: Okay, I know this is going to backfire, but - yolo! (chooses Athene most likely, gets into trouble with the other goddesses)

Antenor: - I actually am too old for this shit.

Polydamas: - This is just a joke that has dragged on for far too long. Surely olympian goddesses are mature enough to put such a trifle behind them?