Judgement of Paris: Trojan-Dardanian-Lycian edition
What if other Trojans and allies had to choose the most beautiful goddess?
Hektor: - I only have eyes for my wife, sorry.
Priam: - I can`t, I can`t, it`s too hard to choose... well, if you insist that much (picks one, angers two goddesses. Fun ensues.)
Aineias: - Why me? Dear, merciful gods, why me? (whining all around)
Helenos: - NOPENOPENOPE, I know how this ends, leave me be!
Sarpedon: I don`t want to anger any of you, this is not even a serious contest, why did dad even think this would be a good idea?
Glaukos: Okay, I know this is going to backfire, but - yolo! (chooses Athene most likely, gets into trouble with the other goddesses)
Antenor: - I actually am too old for this shit.
Polydamas: - This is just a joke that has dragged on for far too long. Surely olympian goddesses are mature enough to put such a trifle behind them?
Deiphobos: - Which of you can help me upstage one of my brothers, huh? (promptly gets into much deeper shit than expected)
