alternatively prompt 105 horikane OR prompt 119 w/ horikanes "third & fourth wheeling" kiyoyasu,, ur pick!!
âIt must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.â
âItâs not a double date, weâre just third and fourth wheeling.â
((my pick is to combine them both into one HAHA!!!))
âFriday at seven⌠Iâd like us to go somewhere⌠Kunihiro⌠you⌠noâwait, shit.â  Izuminokami crossed his arms, mumbling to himself as re-evaluated his phrasing to fit the meter of the haiku.  âKunihiro would⌠you like to go somewhere with⌠no.â
âIt must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.â
âGo away Kashuu,â Izuminokami grumbled.
âIâm glad youâre finally getting a move on⌠but a haiku, really?â Â
âItâs my signature!âÂ
âNo one ever said it was any good thoughâŚâ Kashuu smirked as he picked at a batch of weeds with gloved hands.  Fieldwork was one of his least favorite activities, but at least Izuminokami was making it entertaining.  âWhere are you taking him?â
âNone of your business!â Izuminokami huffed and swung his spade into the soil. Â It wasnât that composing a haiku was all that difficult, it just needed to have the exact tone. Â Or something. Â
Heâd figure it out eventually. Â Away from Kashuuâs prying ears.
âWell donât you look dashing!â Â Kashuu gasped, putting a manicured hand to his mouth.
âSuper cool!â Yasusada chimed in. Â âDid you get those clothes from Shokudaikiri?â
âWhat are you two doing here?!?! Â Youâre not turning this into a double date!!!â Â What Izuminokami had been hoping to see was a shy Kunihiro waiting for him with expectant eyes, not these two meddlers! Â How had they even heard where their date was going to be?
âItâs not a double date. Â Weâre just third and fourth wheeling,â Kashuu giggled, holding up a three with his fingers while Yasusada held up four of his own. Â âJust to make sure you donât royally screw things up.â
âWhat makes you thinkââ
âKashuu told me about the haiku. Â Horikawa is pretty much the only person that would work on.â Â Yasusada gave a sympathetic look that Izuminokami wanted to rip off his face.
âAh! Â I see Horikawa-kun!â Yasusada suddenly grabbed Kashuuâs arm, pulling him away and into hiding. Â âLetâs go Kiyomitsu! Â Goooooood luck Izuminokami!â
âYouâre gonna need it!â Kashuu cackled.
Izuminokami asked for silent forgiveness from their master back at the citadel. Â He may or may not return that night with blood on his hands.