#giraffeskull

(also what’s aasimar’s and aunties???? :o)

HI OK THE TAPES. also tagging @hermanunworthy cause i know you asked too :3

(slightly edited because i was completely incoherent when i sent this originally it was like 2 am)

so basically hermie is doing some fuckass shit, poking fun at normal and his teeny obsession or quoting the joker or something. doing classic hermie things. maybe even flirting w scary (which is canon now??? god i need money to listen to sophomore slump)

and normal just grabs hermie by the jacket and pulls him (way) down and kisses him (bc in my mind hermie is a lot taller than short king normal and it’s adorable - my favorite oakworthy pose to draw is herm using norm as an armrest i literally eat that height difference dynamic for breakfast lunch and dinner)

and it’s like. objectively the most awkward kiss ever and god it’s not good. neither of them have done this before but i mean when the voices compel you… but anyway normal lets hermie go and hermie is just windows bluescreening and like. incapable of moving. and normals really giddy now like hehehe ive wanted to do that for so long and it finally shut you up! maybe that means im getting to you with this whole teeny thing!!

and hermies just like. “that wasn’t in the script.” (i have literally imagined him saying that in EVERY kiss scenario i dream up to fall asleep to) and his face is RED bro and normals face is RED bro and they’re both like really awkward about it, but later they’re just like yeah no that was kind of a long time coming. because they are the mutual pining trope to ME!!! but also they both completely freeze up at acts of affection and normal gets super giddy every time and hermie secretly really likes riling him about it and AAAAAHH ANTHONY WHY DK YOU HATE ME

so yeah i got possessed and sent this to my poor friend who knows like. hardly any dndads <3

edit: forgot to add my delirious artists rendition:

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AASIMARS AND AUNTIES!!! MY BELOVED!!!!! so basically it’s a season 3/au thing! starring aunts from the podcast (either literally or because the vibe fits) who have to fix heaven after willy fucks it up. honestly the plot is not really fleshed out yet but eh. so it’s casey wilson, mark likely, and birdie oak for the canonical aunts, and ellory and erin o’niel for the “yeah they have that vibe” aunts!! also shaderin is canon <3

salutes you o7 !!!

happy halloween because time is fake!

One of my most recent pieces!

hi!!!! yes of course,, my poor sweet hermie,,

ok so i’m just kind of never getting over their last words and that performance roll. and my current thought is… ok so i firmly believe that hermie liked normal pretty much the whole time. i mean i call myself a chronic oakworthy truther for a reason lol. so in my mind… that performance roll was hermie, for the first time in basically the whole campaign, that he stopped performing. in a sense. i subscribe to the headcanon that hermie rolled performance in a last ditch effort to be remembered. which.. ow.. but like if normal was now confirmed to have been unconscious when hermie died, what motive would they have to lie to normal? i think this was hermie finally taking down his walls because the act is up, the show is complete, the curtain has fallen. and now he can finally admit that he really did like normal the whole time. and it doesn’t even matter. the mask was removed too late. just. GAHHH WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL :(

HIIIII you’re literally so sweet and every time i see you on my dash i do a lil happy dance!!!