gingermabob said: WAIT THEY HAVE WINGS NOW WHAT THE FUCK
gatsbygal said: omfg i just now realized that y’alls daddy long legs are different from our daddy long legs, and i just got so scared thinking of a spider with wings (still, your daddy long legs are Terror Incarnate to me so…)
oh my godddd different english, I think your daddy long legs are harvestmen spiders?? but ours are crane flies. FUCK CRANE FLIES MAN
let me tell you my harvestman spider story. Once, when I was 10, I went to go get my rabbit out of his run but there was a harvestman spider on the run and I was like 'ew' so i flicked it away and it, yanno, went away.
except it left all of its legs behind i flicked its body away and nothing else noooooo there were just these 8 disembodied legs twitching in the breeze like one of those optical illusions with dark lines going out in a circle shape so it looks like there's a bright circle in the middle but there really isn't. that was a bad time.