Summary: Heartbroken with an unquiet mind, Gale Dekarious uses a blend of magic and tech to build himself the perfect girlfriend who can't ever leave him.
Please note: This is a not a kind story. I was heavily influenced by Paul Verhoeven's RoboCop, BuffyBot, and Weird Science.
OneShot Word Count: 4,360 Full fic on AO3
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Bright light returns. She stands on a low reinforced platform in the center of the workshop, posture perfect, the faint Weave-veins beneath her skin catching the glow of the floating orbs.
“Good evening, Gale of Waterdeep.”
Two heat signatures register behind her. One is Gale. The other is unfamiliar. She detects elevated ethanol traces on Gale’s breath. Approximate blood alcohol: 0.08–0.09%.
“Fuck me, Dekarios,” the tiefling says, circling her slowly. “The resemblance challenges credulity. And she’s not a prefab that you backdoored?”
Gale’s hand settles at the small of her back, fingers splayed. “She’s nearly one hundred percent Dekarios-derived. I splurged on some Gamate Luxe behavioral tweaks. Now that has been quite the journey, jailbreaking the restrictions.”
His voice carries pride as he continues. “Full integration. Every system responsive. The dermal layer is nigh indistinguishable from living tissue. And the mucosal matrix—” He laughs once, a little self-conscious. “Well. It’s functional, I assure you.”
MystraBot notices Gale’s cheeks darken and engages a sequence to match his blush.
The tiefling feeds his thumb into her mouth without warning, triggering her reflexive suction module. Gale’s fingers tense against her back.
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✧ ˚ · . About Me: Oh hi! I'm GinaTeeth aka Zaftigg von BonBon. I'm a (mostly) former burlesque/pole performer and instructor and currently mom to a toddler, brand new to a lot of this (tumblr, fanfic, fandoms), and slightly obsessed with Baldur's Gate 3.
I major in Mister Dekarios and minor in Astarion and Jaheira. My writing tends toward kink-positive, intimacy-forward, angsty and crack treated seriously.
Feel free to take a gander at my offerings below as well as info on my WIPs.
Incredible fic-inspired art on my banner by (L-R) @twicethekid, @artemismoon12writes, @lindayss, @alwaysmauria
✧ ˚ · . My Recent Writing:
MystraBot 4.2 - OneShot (4.3k words)
Gale x MystraBot | Rated E for disturbing themes, explicit smut | Modern AU
Post breakup, Gale builds a sexbot. Told from her POV.
Brackish - OneShot (5k words)
Astarion x Gale | Rated M for fairy tale style violence, light sexual content | 1920s Freakshow AU
Bittersweet dark fairy tale Bloodweave featuring merman Gale
No More Words - OneShot (2.5k words)
Jaheira x Khalid | Rated E for explicit smut | Pre-Canon
The story behind Jaheira banning Khalid from writing poetry.
A Dance of Weave and Want (Series)
Gale x Original Female Character | Rated E for explicit smut | Post-Canonesque
- A Dance of Weave and Want - Complete (3/3 chapters)
Gale accidentally gets a lapdance (and then some) from an initiate who moonlights as a burlesque performer.
- Of Divinity and Desire - WIP (1/4 chapters)
Gale and Mina's story continues. With angst.
Flaming Fist Night at Mineshaft - Complete (4/4 chapters)
Astarion x Gale x Halsin | Rated E for explicit smut | 1980s AU
Astarion shows Gale the ropes of cruising culture at an underground BDSM club.
✧ ˚ · . Masterlist:
Dolly Dolly Dolly's Delightfully Desperate Wizard - Complete* (2/2 chapters)
Gale x Dolly Dolly Dolly | Rated E for explicit smut | Crack treated seriously / Canon
Gale of Waterdeep has it down bad for the mean-mouthed pixie.
*I'm not sure I'm done with these two... Each chapter can be read as a OneShot
ArcaneArrangements.com - Complete (6/6 chapters)
Gale x Jaheira | Rated E for eventual smut | ArcanoTech AU
Gale, former CI of a major arcanotech firm finds Jaheira on a sugar baby website
The Magister, the Magistrate, and Maggie - OneShot (4k words)
Gale x Astarion x Tentacle | Rated E for explicit smut | Crack treated seriously
Gale summons a tentacle to deliver a hands-on sex ed lesson to Astarion.
The Fruiting of Impossible Stars - OneShot (3.5k words)
Gale x Omeluum | Rated M for light smut | Fluff
Gale proposes to and weds Omeluum in this sweet bit of fluff.
A The B Team Fics: What happens when tav leaves them behind? (Series)
Various | Rated T for Teen | Act 3 Angst & Fluff & Humor
- Astarion and the Professional Cuddler - OneShot (2.5k words)
Astarion, Halsin
Astarion experiences non-sexual intimacy with an unexpected familiar companion.
- Gale Dekarios and The Pussy Palace - OneShot (3k words)
Gale, Jaheira
Gale discovers some body confidence after lessons from an unexpected familiar companion.
A Pleasurable Deal - Complete (6/6 chapters)
Astarion x Original Female Character x Original Male Character x Gale | Rated E for explicit smut | Canon divergent AU
Unascended vampire lord, Astarion, proposes a threesome to his consort with their newest footman, who bears a striking resemblance to Astarion. Eventual spawn Gale involvement.
Wagging the Wizard - OneShot (3k words)
Astarion x Gale | Rated E for explicit smut | Fluff and smut
Gale proposes puppy play to his partner, Astarion.
With Pulp - OneShot (2.7k words)
Shadowheart x Astarion | Rated E for explicit smut | Act 1 Canon
Shadowheart reluctantly takes Astarion up on a solution to period woes.
You'll Never Get Away From Me - OneShot (4.7k words)
Ascended Astarion x Original Female Character | Rated E for explicit smut, Non-consent | Post-canon
Many years after the fall of the Netherbrain, a descendent of Tav stirs Astarion's feelings for what could have been.
Head Games v1.0 - Complete (7/7 chapters)
Astarion x Original Female Character | Rated E for explicit smut, Violence | Act 1 Canon
Angharad can't stop thinking about the night Astarion drank from her. Follow them with innappropriate use of their tadpoles to share fantasies.
*This is being re-worked into a longer piece and incorporating some of my growth over the last year. I'm still very proud of it!
✧ ˚ · . Current Unposted WIPs:
Unnamed Toxic Masculine Durge short fic
Gale x Cosmo (Durge) // Cosmo x Everyone | Canon
I've 1-2 shorts brewing for this character and I think he's here to stay for more.
Unnamed June AU Challenge - Planned 6 chapters... and growing
Jaheira, Karlach | Post-Apocolyptic Noir Detective AU
This is an ambitious one, y'all. Projected first 1-2 chapters posted in July or August.
Head Games - Planned longfic
Astarion x Original Female Character // Gale x Original Female Character | Canon
A re-working of my very first fic. Also ambitious.
Kinktober 2026 - several shorties
Various | Canon & AU
I'm planning a buffet of depravity with varying degrees of fluff and darkness.
I'm making progress on my follow up to A Dance of Weave and Want (Magister Dekarios gets an accidental lapdance from an initiate).
Here's a snack while y'all wait for Of Divinity and Desire chapters 2 & 3.
The red apple on Gale’s lectern had a suspicious shine to it. Eyes narrowed, he scanned the lecture hall as initiates explored their new kits, murmurs and excited chatter rippling through the room. Mina’s attention was conspicuously fixed on the apparently captivating passage in the tome before her.
Gale kept his focus on her as he bit into the obviously enchanted apple.
Pickles. He stifled a cough yet kept the surprisingly salty fruit flesh in his mouth. Immediately, he was transported back to that night...
Pickles. He stifled a cough yet kept the surprisingly salty fruit flesh in his mouth. Immediately, he was transported back to that night when his magic held Mina aloft against his wall. He could almost feel the press of her thighs on his shoulders, the shift in the greedy tilt of her hips, and the taste of that cheeky, briny illusion meant to throw his rhythm and stave off her climax.
Without moving her head, Mina peered at him through a fringe of heavy lashes.
Oh hells. The flavour evolved in his mouth to something far muskier, with a touch of sweetness cut by spring onion. It was her distinct and addictive taste, just as he’d remembered it while shamefully stroking himself at least a dozen times since that night. Gratitude flooded him for the cover of his lectern and his initiates’ fixation with their new kits as his trousers tightened.
There was no mistaking her intent as she lifted her chin, openly staring now.
Gale refused to break. Once he had taken a second generous bite, still slowly chewing and savouring, she bowed her head and mimed polite applause. He caught a bit of juice escaping his lower lip and quickly sucked the pad of his thumb clean. It was a matter of pride when he tempted fate with that third bite, forcing him to covertly adjust himself behind the podium.
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Meet my first Tav, Angharad. She's a flirtatious bard who knows how to work a room and organize a camp of misfit toys. While this image is set in a much more refined space, it's inspired by a moment from my very first fic, Head Games. (Fic rated E for explicit smut, non-consent, violence, some gore).
An excerpt from chapter 6 (Snippet rated M for mature for some blue language):
She chuckles, a soft, melodic sound, and returns to her writing, the scratch of her quill a steady counterpoint to the distant chaos of the Underdark.
The tent, for all its coziness, is a frail barrier against the oppressive world outside. The air hums with the muffled roars of unseen beasts, the skittering claws of lurking creatures scraping across stone, and the eerie buzz of bioluminescent fungi that paint the cavern walls in sickly blues and greens. Glowing spores drift lazily beyond the tent’s flaps, casting fleeting, ghostly light through the fabric. The ground beneath pulses faintly, as if alive, while inexplicable whispers thread through the stillness—remnants of lost souls or the Underdark’s own malevolent voice–you can’t be sure.
This eternal, suffocating darkness gnaws at you, a mirror to the centuries you spent under Cazador’s heel: an endless parade of horrors where pain was your only constant. Yet, you’d choose a brutal end from a hook horror’s claws or a minotaur’s horns over that cursed eternity any night of the tenday.
“Did Robert get to plow the fair maid with his large hoe yet?” Angharad stirs you from the abyss of memory. She’s sitting up now, cross-legged beside you, her warmth a tether to the present.
Drumming your fingers on the book’s cover, you squint at her, a smirk tugging at your lips. “Is that what you want, Angharad? To be the fair maiden plowed by an excessively large… hoe?”
“Now that is absurd. I want to be the cambion with the obscenely large red prick, plowing Robert before I claim his soul.” Her finger bops your nose, and you swallow hard, fighting the vivid image that flares in your mind, threatening to unravel your restraint.
Deep breath.
Her fingers drift to your hair, tracing the sensitive tip of your ear. You snatch her hand, a soft growl rumbling in your chest. “And what are you trying to start here, darling? I thought we had an agreement.”
Her hand cups her chin, and she speaks through her fingers, half-laughing. “I’m finding I’m rather terrible at following my own rules.” She presses her palm over her mouth, as if to trap further confessions, her eyes dancing with defiance.
Rolling your eyes, you deadpan, “Yes, I’m discovering that.” With a sigh, you return to the book, though the words blur beneath the weight of her presence.
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