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What makes a true supervillain? The heist? The danger? The deadliness? The cruelty? The madness?

No! What makes a supervillain is the style. The class! The creativity!

Anyone can kill. Anyone can be a psychopath. Anyone can be insane. That’s boring! Mundane! Trivial! Repetitive! To kill requires no thought, no creativity, no effort. It is beneath a true villain to be so pedantic!

Such is Madame Gourmand! A true creative genius! A visionary! A light of hope and wonder in a dark, dull world! Okay well maybe not that last one.

In truth, Madame Gourmand, aka Gina, is not even human! No, she is far more dangerous! Long ago, the demon Beelzebub, torn as he was between his appetites, split himself in two! On one side was himself, the embodiment of quality, the fine wines and fancy foods and refined thinking and rare delicacies!

And on the other side was Gina, the embodiment of quantity. Endless energy! Endless creativity! Endless appetites and desires and hungers! No idea is too crazy! No concept too far-fetched! No power too remote!

So it was that she began to express her desires, becoming the chief inventor of new torments in Hell! Under her leadership, the circle of gluttony changed! No longer were you simply wallowing around in mud while it rained! No, now you had all manner of amazing possibilities… and you could be served to demons upon a platter! Truly, there was no end to her creativity!

But soon, this grew dull! Pain and torment are but a small part of the emotions one can feel! Such limitations gnawed at her, bound her, infuriated her! A true creator cannot be limited by their tools or their subjects or even their own mind! They must explore new lands! Seek uncharted paths! Delve deep into the vastness of the universe!

Thus did Gina come to earth, and immediately fall in love with the supervillains she found there, particularly the older ones. Though some, like Condiment King, get her special approval, for they are exactly the sort of individuals she adores! Modelling herself upon them, she became the supervillianess known as Madame Gourmand!

Her great evils? Transforming the public at large! No more toxic gasses and murderous fish and bank heists! No! Such things are beneath her! To kill is to waste possibilities! No, she’ll do better! She shall turn people into fruits and pastries and all manner of animals, and she shall create uninhibited!

In reality, Beelzebub only sanctioned her coming to Earth with the idea that she could find a way to do with science what demons did with magic, and thus sell humans on new ways to indulge. But Gina, being herself, is hardly focused. After all, friends are test subjects that come back for more!

So beware humans! For Gina, in all her love for you, shall make your lives more interesting! Sure, you’re dealing with someone who crosses mad scientist with supervillain with willy wonka, but that’s okay! You’ll survive! You might just not be in any kind of human shape when she’s done!

Besides, why be wedded to just one shape? Break the mold! Free yourself of the chains of mental captivity! Expand your horizons!

Don’t mind the liquid all over the floor of the bar. Also, don’t mind the groaning sounds from the back. And definitely don’t mind the giant fruit taking up the room. Or the woman cackling happily at the whole thing. 

“Yeah, I mean, I may have done something like that. Sounds like me?” Don’t mind her Olivia. She’s just trying to remember what food related crime she did.