#gilflupin

let me set the scene

the year is 1996. remus and sirius have just gotten gay married and molly and arthur are in a loving healthy relationship

however, remus realizes that molly is actually a gilf (grandma i’d like to fkiss)

since molly is older than sirius, he likes her better

remus kills arthur and tells molly that sirius killed him

sirius goes to azkaban again

molly and remus kiss

i hate u

they have a nine year age difference ... sirius was SOOOO mad when remus started dating tonks bc their age difference was bigger which meant sirius and arthur weren’t as cool🥺🥺😢

arthur sleeps on the left side of the bed sirius sleeps on the right side 🥰 sirius hogs the blankets 😠

“Sirius, what the hell?” James stood up from his bed, watching Sirius burst into the dorm room and slam the door shut. He was paler than James had seen him in a long time, but he had a glow in his eyes.

“I did it,” Sirius said, “I finally did it.” He leaned back on his desk, rubbed his eyes, and sighed. “Oh, James, you should’ve been there, you should’ve seen his face. It was glorious—”