#giggty

Mom: Michelle, don't lay with the puppy. How would you like it if someone laid down on you?

So every once in awhile I find these porn videos where these girls are trying out new toys or what's a new toy to me you know? And ever again, I actually buy those toys or something similar. And for a while for about like 6 months I've watched these girls use pussy pumps. And I am so freaking curious on how it would go. Let me tell you, they sell them for like $40 on amazon. And it takes a couple of tries depending of how your business is down there. Well mine's pretty tiny and it took some tries to get it to actually work without hurting. I didn't read the directions fully it actually recommends using lube. My dumbass right? So I'm sitting here on the couch the first night I got it and this mother fucker is louder than hell. You know what shame on me I should have known but apparently it didn't wake up my husband in the next room over so bonus cookies I guess. My first night I got it stuck on me, but I didn't want to wake my husband up and feeling embarrassed for him to have to take it off of me so I try to figure it out myself like a big girl. Well here I am it looks like I am literally jacking off my crotch trying to get this thing off because I don't think I put it on right I don't know, three orgasms later, painful and yet so worth it, I finally pop it off. And I look at it fucking petrified like it just suck the soul out of my crotch. And let me tell you the next day I could not fucking walk correctly, from somebody else's point of view it probably look like I just got a pounding of a lifetime. Far from the truth but I have never came so fucking hard.