AITA for pointing out the 3 year age gap between me and my girlfriend even though I only did so because I'm terrified that I'll die before she will?

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AITA for pointing out the 3 year age gap between me and my girlfriend even though I only did so because I'm terrified that I'll die before she will?

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I’m too cute not to be getting fucked tbh
2025 was the year I realized just how much doom scrolling has cost me. My reading capacity, memory, consistency, creativity, ability to keep working hard, etc etc. I used to be the kid with shelves of books and now I haven't read the ones I bought years ago. I can barely keep track of time and the days just fly by, I don't even know what I did during most of them. I obviously can work hard but not persistently, I've lost the ability to put in effort day by day to reap the reward in the end, I'm either hard on myself or I give up and stop caring when I don't achieve something immediately. I barely have any hobbies anymore, its been replaced by scrolling. This has generally been normalized so much tbh, so many people I know don't have hobbies anymore. Even my english is getting worse, while I know my native language instinctively, I hadn't realized that I had to keep reading to not forget vocabulary and basic grammar lol. But this is not who I want to be anymore. I don't like this version of myself, I don't want to be this stupid, useless, and incompetent. I want to change, I want to be better and do better for myself. I've been privileged enough to receive the sort of education and opportunities so many around the world have been denied. Hell, I do genuinely believe I have the brains, I've just not been using it right. I have tried to get my life before so many times before, but I hadn't properly realized where I was going wrong and I've never had the drive I have now. It won't be easy, but I hope 2026 is going to be my year
Damian’s siblings like to tease him about the formal language he always uses.
It gets to a point where he snaps at them to “stop this nonsense at once. It’s not my fault that your speech habits are significantly inferior.”
Then someone says something along the lines of “why can’t you just talk like other kids your age?”
Damian takes this as a challenge and starts using every brain rot word he can think of. Does he know wtf a “skibidi toilet” is? No, but it makes his brothers want to bang their heads into a wall
His siblings never mock his mannerisms again
phone addiction is absurd bc it’s like ah yes perhaps one more visit to the rectangle of no enrichment or fulfillment will finally enrich and fulfill me

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thinking about re9! leon kennedy with an extremely gen z brain rotted partner . . .
you’re laying on the couch, dressed with the stupidest shirt you could find, and leon has just gotten out of the shower after an entire day spent running after idiots that somehow managed to govern his state when he saw you, giggling at the screen while a ringtone echoes in the apartment.
“what’s up? who’s calling you?” he asks in that stupidly hot voice of his, walking closer.
“john pork,” you say, showing him the video. leon can only sigh and shake his head, sitting down with you.
“and you’re laughing because…?” he raises an eyebrow. “it’s supposed to be funny?”
“it is funny, leon,” you say, bringing the phone closer to your face. dangerously so. your-corneas-are-going-to-catch-fire type of close. leon, poor innocent man that was just hoping to spend the night with you, laid down right next to you and the two of you rolled around until you got comfortable laying against his chest. he watches you scroll through tiktok and after ten minutes, he stops a video.
a fish with a cat’s face with written ‘fih’ on top, and the same ringtone from before. he feels your shoulders shake, and groans. “that’s- that’s a cat fish calling. it’s not funny, baby.”
“it is! you’re just old and don’t understand this!” you contest through laughter, and helpless, he wiggles his way out because just from a few videos on your fyp he felt his brain melting and needed a drink.
but just as he walked into the kitchen, you put down your phone and called out for him. “leon?”
he takes a deep breath in and slowly peeks his head out of the doorway, glancing at you. “yes, sweetheart?”
little did he know, you were actually recording him to post online later. “are you gonna give me some of that kennedih later?”
leon’s lips purse, his brows furrow. “kennedih- what’s a-” but he stops, knowing that it’s probably something stupid. without answering, he disappears back into the kitchen.
“go to sleep, y/n.”
you giggle. “but what about the kennedih?”
“i’m taking your phone away. and i’m not gonna get you a kennedih.”
i need him so bad
It’s so hilarious to me that people spent all this time the past year and a half boycotting and protesting Israeli goods, and now they’re flocking to RedNote in the wake of TikTok being possibly banned.
China has literally one of the worst industrialized oppression of Muslims on the planet. Like actual internment camps, forced labor, apartheid, and forced sterilization. Like r u serious.