The Efficient Commissioner: So like...what crimes HAVE you done?
The Player: Nothing worth mentioning. A few incidental murders, assorted theft, robbery, extortion, burglary, some arson, smuggling, highway robbery, cattle rustling, pillaging a couple of churches to the Drowned Man, operating an unlicensed brothel, that sort of thing.
Furnace Acona: Is there any crime you haven't committed?
The Player: Barratry, I think. Of course I’m not sure what that means so I can’t be entirely positive.
September: Is' when a ship captain wrecks 'is ship innorda tae steal 's'own cargo.
The Efficient Commissioner: I don’t think that’s—
The Player: Well, I’ve never done that. Also, I’ve never had carnal knowledge of an animal, I've never practiced witchcraft, and I have never committed treason.
Furnace Acona: Those are the more really serious ones, I suppose.