Another day, another slog through marshland and fog and figuring out the stupid symbols on the stupid cave walls and fighting off lethargy from the cold and stupid ravens constantly trying to attack him and no freaking map! God he hated his stupid planet. How was a guy who was literally born to be technology supposed to get around without his damn tech?! As he was slogging through another freezing cold patch of marsh land, he felt an odd weight on his wrist and felt his arm lift as if he were attached to something higher than him. A sudden flash blinded his organic eye and suddenly he was staring at...

Oh... oh God.

“K-Kurly... hey...”

Don’t let him lie to you. He’s fucking adorabubble

11 fuck11ng knew 11t

Yeah. I just took to slouching all the time so I don't knock door frames or some shit.

That, too, is botherin’ the mother fuck out of me, homie.

I’ve slammed mine horns into the door frames every time I walk through one and I feel like everythin’s fuckin’ cramped.

Do your tongue next. You can get bellbars that vibrate.

I’ve not had enough coffee to deal with this shit.

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WUT

What is up your ass this time?

Why even eat them, they look so disgusting!!