DAHRLING. We need tew get yew bettar turn offz, oui? You are bazic-ally lewking f-ar a man who bathez and doez-nt talk much. Well th-at can be gewd in zum azpectz yet can also be baor-ing. We shewd hit de town sometime. ((Darling. We need to get you better turn offs, yet You are basically looking for a man who bathes and doesn't talk much. Well that can be good in some aspects. yet can also be boring. We should hit the town sometime.))

Eet iz alwayz a playzure tew see such a fyne speziman of mazcuility. I zend moi kizzez in your gen-eeral dirr-ection. Mwah~<3 (It is always a pleasure to see such a fine specimen of masculinity. I send my kisses in your general direction. Mwah.~<3)

Bonjour~ Moi faayyvvoorreettee wat-ar muzeel man. (Hello my favorite water muscle man.)