#ghost rambles

a) sanderson is fully capable of writing evocative descriptions and using gorgeous prose but just. chooses not to do that

b) he physically cannot do it unless he gets possessed by a little freak

or

And he FALLS FOR YOUR BROTHER FIRST

But its ok it was just a fluke and goldfishie didnt get a lasting crush

So your seize your moment and confess

But TREY FUCKING CLOVER SWOOPS IN AND STEALS HIM AWAY

And ok you're sad but it cant be that ba-

IT HASNT EVEN BEEN FIVE MINUTES SINCE YOU CONFESSED AND GOT REJECTED.

So I see the option to probe about his writing.

And I THOUGHT it would be a playful joke option like teehee playful banter about his writing

AND THEN HE PULLED OUT THE BOOK-

"Yes, of course I will my darling."

And then the evil goblin brain starts cackling and whispering “what if you drew Bilbo and thorin as hades and Persephone from hadestown”