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let's be bugs together

I think they did brigettes hair dirty in ginger snaps back like she WOULDNT wear those curls. Also she's in the middle of the Canadian wilderness. U think she's got time to upkeep that? Baaaabe let her be greasyyyy give her the bargain bin wig backk

hey girliez um anyone interested in buying this vague sense of unease off of me? ya no it's literallyyy. the best, u wanna quake in your boots? u wanna quake out of ur boots? well haha do I have the purchase for you !!!!! my unease. it's free, it's Not helpful, and it's easy! just whisper into your nearest body of water and I'll head you, send it via snail mail, and you should receive it in the form of an oddly specific childhood nightmare within 5-6 business days !!!!!!!!! get it !!!!

FREAK IT UP OUT THERE TODAY OK ??

I think someone should drop me on the floor and I will shatter into 1 million pieces and they'll think that they've swept me all up but I'm in your floorboards, I'm dust on your ca'ts tiny paws, I'm beneath that rug you hate that you got from the dollar store im all over that rug. allllll over it. you should've bought that vacuum cleaner instead of thinking u can broom everything up yeah that's right. ur gonna discover me in your toe later it's gonna be hilarious

went to go find tidepools in the rich suburbs part of town and wtf are they doing to their water... Found some eventually when I went far enough but the coast before that was imported sand and rocks and absolutely nothing was alive in the water and if you dug beneath the rocks it was teeming with fleas like that's a metaphor writing itself jeez