imagine you weave through a section where mobsters shoot at him with tommy guns, and he's like "sheesh! reminds me of that time i turned down Epstein's party invite!"

then the game freezes. he looks over his shoulder at the camera and says in an oddly serious tone "y'know, cuz i dodged a lotta bullets. great choice. no regrets."

you walk 3 more steps, everything halts again. "stayed home, watched Hawaii Five-O reruns in my PJs. SUPERB theme song. they sure don't make 'em like that anymore."

Beyond the bad decision of buying anything from Limited Run Games, I just don’t know if anyone will commit to the bit hard enough to… what the fuck does that say by the box art?