#gets slapped

cornerstone au where eddie flees hawkins, which leaves steve to go on a bender – fucking every single big eyed curly haired person within a foot of distance, because he obviously has a type. he even manages to ask some of them outright if he can call them by eddie's name (which usually ends up with either a drink to his face or a slap), until one day he's out clubbing and finally, finally he finds the perfect pseudo eddie for the night – right hair, right eyes, right fashion sense, right mannerisms, right lips and nose – and in his drunken stupor, he doesn't realize that it is eddie. the actual eddie. he goes up to the dude and asks, pleads, can i please call you his name? to which eddie answers, sadly, knowingly, i'm really not supposed to but yes, you can call me anything you want.

Miyuki: are you taken? Oharano: yes, taken for granted

As a god-

is my otp kirito and asuna or is it silver and jen the world will never know--