Me off my Meds
Me: Okay, today I don't have to do anything or go anywhere and I don't want my body to get too used to my meds so I'm not going to take them.
My brain: Cool, cool I get it.
Me: Sweet, I'm just going to go and make myself some food.
My brain: Sweet! I love food! But, you need to feed the cats.
Me: I'm pretty sure I just did that.
My brain: No, no I don't think you did. Oh! But before you do that, refill the toilet paper in the toilets.
Me: Oh yeah! Shit okay.
My brain: But we're hungry!
Me: FML
My brain: Welcome to your ADHD brain, this isn't even my final form
*walks into my room with toilet paper. Stands in the middle of the room trying to remember what I was just about to do*
My brain: MUHAHAHAHA! Oooo! We should play video games AND txt your boyfriend memes AND eat all the things simultaneously.
Me: brain, you're a genius
My brain: Baby, I know it 😎
