Jun 2, 2020
When someone asks how hot it is today and someone else answers that it is 36°C and everybody within earshot starts humming? That's Germany, babey!
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When someone asks how hot it is today and someone else answers that it is 36°C and everybody within earshot starts humming? That's Germany, babey!
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