#germano

CanLiet: You guys are some of the most chill people here. And given today's world, I look on in awe and wonder at how you do it. The only thing I can figure out is that you either have your life completely together, OR your entire life is currently a dumpster fire, and you're currently ignoring it, or at the very least have learned to live with the chaos. You're polite to a fault and apologize for everything. Chances are a guy can punch you in the face, and you'd say sorry for getting blood on his hand. But that doesn't matter, as you are now plotting to exact anonymous revenge at a later date. Or at least you're thinking about it. But you swear you'll do it! Eventually. Maybe. Possibly.

Germano: You either are or were a Gerita fan at one point, but you felt like there wasn't enough "bickering married couple" vibes in it. You don't exactly like the drama of "enemies-to-lovers", but you do love the angst and tension it provides. Therefore, it seemed fitting to ship one of them with someone who hates their guts, whereas the other person seems to be relatively indifferent. Others ship a pairing because they think the characters work well together. You said, "Screw compatibility!" and went off to the races. And correct me if I'm wrong, but you've definitely entertained the idea of having them be a polycule with either Prussia or Italy at some point.

PruIta: Like the Germano shippers, you also have some kind of history with Gerita. However, unlike the Germano shippers, you feel that the ship needed less tension. To you, shipping is supposed to be fun, and you can't have fun if everyone's upset, can you? (Don't answer that). There's also a chance you came across The CD of the Awesome Me recording and the Cleaning Mr. Prussia minigame at one point, and the PruIta interactions have lived in your head rent-free ever since. Oh, and you've also considered making them a polycule with either Germany or Romano.

RusLiet: In your mind, a pairing isn't worth its salt if you can't squeeze out a solid 100,000 words of toxic, extra angsty fanfic from it. Others may strive to be as "unproblematic" as possible, but you've long since waved those guys goodbye from the rearview mirror. What others call terrible, you call intriguing. You're a self-proclaimed artist with a few unfinished projects. You also can't understand why people these days are so quick to be offended. And you possess a dark sense of humor that prompts some to gasp in horror and others to call the police. Regardless, you're a lot of fun to have at parties.

LietPru: This is sort of the same case as the RusLiet shippers, but with some notable differences. Those mainly being that you are an aspiring writer who sees fictional ships and real-world history as some tremendous writing material. Creating incredibly complex characters and dynamics is a goal for you in your craft, as well as finding out how many questionable Google searches you can get away with until the FBI comes knocking on your door. You've also had a fairly troubled personal life that's given you a lot of baggage to carry around, and I want you to know you can let it rest now. Your demons may be strong, but you are stronger. Take care of yourself, hun.

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