So thanks to this we now have Flower shop Geraskier AU
Flower shop au - Geralt needs a bouquet to say âfuck youâ
Donât mind this stream of consciousness rant. Itâs a mess but so are they đ¤ˇđť
Geralt storming in and Jaskier has fucking flowers in his hair and itâs not some traditional hippy shit flower crown. They look like they ended up there over hours of work, plucking things here and there. There is even what he thinks is a dandelion behind his ear. What flower store sells dandelions? Jaskier is excited as ever because the language of flowers is so wonderfully poetic and isnât that just beautiful? To speak to another with natureâs first language. Geraltâs just staring at him like he is insane, though heâd be lying if he said it wasnât oddly endearing really. He ends up leaving with a pretty beautiful arrangement but it does have certain âfuck youâ vibes that Geralt canât properly explain. He also finds out later that several of the flowers caused the persons chambers to smell HORRIFYING when the flowers began to die and others dropped pollen everywhere that stained a lot of things. Itâs like 3 punches in one and he will admit heâs impressed. He doesnât mean to end up going back, but he keeps on running into the damn flowers. Itâs like Jaskier and dandelions are following him. To events and lords chambers, even Yen gets on the Jaskier train cause the boy has style and sheâs about to go all out for her anniversary with Tissaia. Getting that woman to blush is hard, but Jaskier nails it and Yen sort of won't shut up about him. To the point that heâs at a fucking dinner party Yen refuses to let him skip. They are seated side by side and while he isnât coated in flowers this time, he still has a distinct floral smell that isnât overwhelming as much as it is oddly charming and perhaps even a little comforting. Heâs bright eyed and sharp as a whip, he can keep up with Yenâs humour and Ciriâs already signing him up as another found family member.
Usually Geralt would brood in the corner, which he does a bit, Jaskier half teases him about it as the group splits up after dinner. A glass of wine in his hands, his cheeks just a little pink. Geralt grunts some kind of response as Jaskier settles himself on the side of the large old reading chair Geralt always favours when he comes over. Jaskier talks about the flowers he put together for Yen, about love and loss and how nature can be astoundingly beautiful just as it can be cruel. Heâs making metaphors like an actual mad man, which would piss Geralt off, except somehow it doesnât. In fact he feels his lips curl a little as Jaskier continues to ramble, watching the way the light from the hearth turns his sea blue eyes shades of pale green and stormy navy. Heâs like a hummingbird Geralt thinks. Almost like a fae but not the annoying kind he has to kill every other day, he is otherworldly but with a strange kind of grounding nature that brings a sense of ease to Geraltâs heart. It takes a few more months for Geralt to realise he has actual feelings. But now heâs helping out at the shop because theyâve had coffee a few times and Jaskier has come over to help Geralt with some issues with his greenhouse he keeps to make it easier to create potions at home. Each time Jaskier gives him flowers to take home, and Ciri makes note of it. Geralt wonât admit to actually rather liking being given them, so he doesnât look at the deeper meaning.
It sort of hits him like a truck, he gets a call from Ciri late one night and all he can hear is her tone, Jaskiers name and wherever the fuck they are. He meets them at the shop, because Jaskier has a little flat above it and the two had been heading out to grab dinner. Ciriâs girlfriend is doing her masters and lives in the same area so the two had been getting dinner whenever Loni her gf had to stay late. That evening however Jaskier on his way to meet Ciri had been mugged. He was okay, his fight or flight mode hadnât kicked in well and heâd half fought back while also standing like a deer in headlights. So heâs got a growing black eye, some scratches and a split lip. Geraltâs pretty sure he didnt breathe once until he actually saw him. Jaskier is in his arms before either of them know itâs happening. He can feel Jaskier shaking from the shock of it all and Geraltâs running his fingers through his hair, noting the way leaves and flower petals cascade around them as he does. He stays the night, watching Jaskier sleep, fighting so hard not to go and hunt the bastards who did this. What ends up stopping him is the notebook he finds in the kitchen when he goes to get himself some water, itâs just a list of dates and descriptions, it shouldnât make sense. He reads the cluster of meanings, borage- bluntness, direct. While Camellia - youâre adorable, chamomile (one that pops up very very regularly) patience in adversity. White clover - think of me. Gardeniaâs - secret love. Honey suckle- bonds of love. But as Geralt reads on it starts to click into place. There is so much, he looks at the last date, remembering back to the week before when Geralt had come in, truly exhausted after a long hunt and longer bullshit with the elderman who owed him coin. To find Jaskier surrounded by wilting flowers,face in his hands, too caught up within thought to notice the bell ringing or Geralt entering the back room. Heâd had a call from his parents. The ones he never talked about because they were rich and powerful and thought Jaskiers trade was foolish and beneath his birth rights. That his university degree had gone to waste and that in general he was not fit to be their child or lay claim to their name (which he hadnât done in a long time.)
Geralt wakes Jaskier up with coffee and breakfast. He looks so soft in the morning light. Insane bed head and a banged up face that Geralt wants to kiss more than heâs ever wanted to do anything else. While heâs fighting with himself on the thought Jaskier leans over the tea tray and presses a kiss to the corner of his lips as a thank you. He tastes like wild berry jam and milky sweet tea on the tray lay three Camelliaâs, pink, red and white. Jaskier grins, holding each one up and explaining the meaning, though for once he knows Geralt already knows. âLonging for you, youâre a flame in my heart, youâre adorable.â Geraltâs never been good with words, so itâs a relief to be allowed another language to explain his love. Itâs part of what drew him to Jaskier, someone who said so much but seemed to inherently understand the need and worth of silence.
In the end no one is surprised when the two turn up to Yenâs next dinner party side by side. Geraltâs not one for announcements, but the new grace with which they move is like planets orbiting one another as if they were each otherâs sun speaks the volumes their stoic Witcher cannot. Jaskier brings a lightness to Geraltâs life he didnât know he was missing. While Geralt brings a stability Jaskier has always craved. They balance one another out in equal measure. Itâs messy and weird at times, but itâs the happiest any of them have ever seen their white wolf . And if they think he looks entirely adorable with flowers braided into his hair and monster blood staining the petals, well they all just smile and keep it to themselves. Thankful that two lonely wonderful beings found just what they needed.










