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It only took three years but I have finally completed my geraskier fic, The Proposal. Link is shared below, feedback is welcome. Enjoy!

Title: The Proposal

Summary:  Geralt is a pushy boss who forces his young assistant, Jaskier, to marry him in order to keep his visa status in Redania and avoid deportation to Rivia.

Rating: Explicit

GERASKIER! JASKIER WITCHER AU

A few days ago I was starting to think in an AU where Jaskier is a Witcher. Of course I'm working on a fanfiction on this, but I want to share with you some headcanons I want in my head. Only for fun.

You can see the previous post here

Some of these are pretty racy, so if you don't like it, please ignore the last part.

• Jaskier still enjoys expensive and pretty clothes. Only because he's a Witcher didn't mean he can't have a refined taste.

• He usually hides his medallion under his clothes while he's playing. It's easier for the people hear him if they don't know he's a Witcher. Sometimes he was tried playing while his medallion was visible, but all of these times ends in a fight and he needs to run away from the village.

• He's like a puppy. Jaskier fall deep in love with anything and enjoy every moment he can. Of course, all of these feelings are increasing because of the cat's formula. He can control his emotion almost the time, but in occasions he can't and his feelings are overflowing. For this cause his fall in a lot of troubles many often what he wants.

• Jaskier falls for Geralt immediately. He's not only hot, he is another Witcher and he's preceded by his reputation. Actually, his first meet was full of curiosity, but with the time Jaskier finds in Geralt a potential partner.

• He hasn't many love when he was a child, like any other Witcher, and for this he actually needs much attention. Jaskier needs to feel he's important for someone, if only is because he's pretty or annoying. Many of times he makes Geralt angry because he wants his attention. Of course Geralt understands that, but for him is very different, he can't express his emotion as easier as Jaskier but him enjoy the game with the cat.

• Jaskier usually make many jokes about how the wishers of the school of the wolf are broken and they only arranged the formula. Geralt says the opposite.

• The School of the Cat was named and like another of his school, Jaskier's used to move from one site to another. He always has a tent and many articles for the camp. Geralt was surprised the first time he saw how Jaskier camping, but with the time he ends love the amenities. Even he has a little tent for his horse and Roach.

• While Geralt ignores the villagers who verbally attack him, Jaskier can't. He hates when humans make jokes about Geralt, insult him or try to attack him. Every time he feels need to punish them, he wants to they eat their words and feel in her bodies the pain of Witcher's life. So, he runs into troubles often for stands up for Geralt.

• When they're working together, Jaskier gets too excited and Geralt needs to stop him. Many of the times end with Jaskier laughing while his cover in blood. Less often, it involves collateral damage. Sometimes Geralt needs to go charge they payment alone while Jaskier calms down.

• He usually calls the people by pet names.

• Aiden and Jaskier trained together and they're good friends. When they meet usually spend a lot of time chatting and complaining about their respects wolves. Geralt and Lambert feel their ears ringing.

• Jaskier loves make Geratl jelous.

• Jaskier and Yennefer are good friends too. They love the same man and understand each other very well. They work together sometimes and they have reached an agreement about his feelings about Geralt.

• Jaskier prefers light weapons. He can use a sword and other weapons that witches usually use. He's very agile and prefers playing with enemies before killing them.

Here comes the sexiest part. You are warned!

• After a fight, Jaskier is pretty excited and many times this ending with him over Geralt kissing him desperately. They lost the count of how many times they have sex surrounded of monster corpses.

• After they are fuck buddies, they don't need to spend any money in brothels, even Jaskier says that will be a great sexy role play

• They have broken a bed one time or two in an inn while they fuck. Usually they haven't enough money to pay for the bed and they need to run away of these villages.

• Jaskier are a big fan of dirty talk in bed. Also, he loves when Geralt is all dominant and jealous. They're the best sexy situations.

~Give A Kiss To Your Buttercup~

So this is the follow up to this picture ;3

Geralt: *with no idea of flowers* So, I got these for you. Flowers.

Jaskier: Oh what a sweet thing you are!

Geralt: They're Dandelions, like you!

Jaskier: *noticing that they are* Uh, yes. Those are weeds, they're weeds Geralt.

Geralt: *grins* Yeah, so not unlike you then?

Jaskier:

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE. What better way to celebrate the festive season than with a new story? This story was written for @silvipeppers, I hope that you enjoy it. 

Title: The Child of Surprise

Pairing: Geralt/Jaskier

Fandom: The Witcher

Word Count: 30,855

Rating: E

Summary: After spending one fateful night together, Geralt and Jaskier part ways. But eight weeks later, Geralt calls Jaskier out of the blue with some life-changing news.

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28113954/chapters/68883831

Yesterday I was talking to my friend. She is sick and I want to encourage her. So I started a new idea, What if Jaskier was a monster instead of a human? 

Jaskier is a banshee who enjoy mixing with humans. Banshees usually aren't men so he had a solid alibi. 

He had heard about The White Wolf and his adventures. People talk about witchers constantly, but, for someone reason, this one captured Jaskier's interest. 

He found Geralt in a wood. The Witcher was fighting with a Kikimora and doesn't notice Jaskier. When he goes to the inn, Jaskier decided to follow him. 

Jaskier can't present in front of Geralt as a Banshee, so he stole a lute and start to play and sing the more discreet that he can. 

After his little performance, he introduced himself to Geralt and try to start a conversation with him. Geralt doesn't want to talk with the bard and ignore him. When a villager hired the Witcher, Jaskier decided to follow him. 

During the way, he's a little quiet. He talks too much, but in a low voice. This fact made Geralt suspected, but he doesn't tell anything.

When they're captured by the sylvan and the elves, Jaskier needs to use his voice to release them. 

After this meeting, Jaskier started to follow Geralt like a fanboy. He doesn't care about how much Geralt hates this. 

Jaskier is a good way partner. He can fight, he can hunt and his voice can cast a spell on all of you. If he sings in any one inn they'll have a lot of coins. Also, his voice helps persuade villagers to don't hurt Geralt, or hire the Witcher with more frequency.