Y'all. . Omg, y'all. . I need to have a show where I translate Victorian literature into Deeeeeep Hood. . Because. This book is hilarious. A waxing prose about a Dusty who only shacked up with his wife because she called him out on his misgonistic article he wrote. And I quote: 'I expect that Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.' *Skkkkkkkkrt* She reads his article, gets ULTRA HEATED, decides to be Cap'n Stomp-An- Ego, takes the first carriage to his office and STRAIGHT UP puts him on blast in front of his co-workers. Like, 'Becky with the Good Hair' style. . Of course this turns him on. He's going to Upgrade Her to be in his image aka Project: 'Poodle Sniff' (PIMP GAME). This rubs his jimmies hard enough to wife her up, but not enough to ignore this young dude who was his 'best friend' , a poet, a confidant, a brother...who remained oddly single during the tenure of their friendship and was digging in dat wallet. . So peep this tea... dude goes broke spending skrill on his 'best friend' (Dust), gets his wife pregnant so she won't leave him (Dust x 2) THEN IS HOT ASS MAD when his wife leaves him with the baby she didn't want in the first place (Dust x ♾️) BUT IS NOT MAD THAT THE FRIEND DROPPED HIM LIKE SOULJAH BOY MIXTAPE. . And this is three pages into the first chapter. Ooooooh, I am not sleeping tonight. These male tears are going to be the sweetest of Victorian Wine. . #dusty #literature #books #georgemeredith #maletears #allthefeels #victorian #blacknerdgirls #thecontessa #theonlyblackunicorn #reading (at San Juan, Puerto Rico) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6XAa1gp_0r/?igshid=1aieavuqexcj2

“Don’t just count your years, make your years count.” #georgemeredith #Nanas90th 🎈 (at The Off Shore Restaurant) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxn_0giAPf-/?igshid=mrgw4sh8l0jc