It was soo good wasn't it!! So, I got the idea of maybe Geoff's current s/o watching it before he got home from work without him knowing, and seeing the scene where he's dressed as a priest with ripped sleeves, and like dying because of catholic upbringing/it turning them on, and like trying to discreetly bring it up that Geoff needs to bring that outfit home ASAP.
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“Hey, Geoff,” you hummed sitting down on the couch across from your husband.
He looked up from his laptop long enough to give you that loving smile that never failed to make you melt, “Hey, Baby.” Geoff did a double take when he caught a certain look in your eyes. Geoff slowly closed his laptop, “What’s going on?”
You gave him a coy grin as you took a moment to try and think of the way you were going to phrase what you were going to say next.
He turned towards you, giving his full attention, “Okay. Either I’m going to love this or hate this.”
You chuckled softly and scooted closer, “More like either you’re going to love this or think I’m weird.”
His eyebrows raised, “Okay now I’m really intrigued.”
You took a deep breath, “Well, while you were on your last business trip I finally got around to watching Achievement Haunter and well, uh, there’s sort of a scene when they were talking about nuns and tattoos…” Geoff smirked and you could feel your cheeks turning pink as you trailed off. He kept his eyebrows raised show he was going to make you finish. “Can you just get that priest costume please?”
Geoff pretended to think about it for a moment, “Maybe? And what do I get out of this?”
“You know, I think I still have one of my Catholic school girl uniforms,” you teased, crawling into his lap and straddling him. “And I may have tried it on while you were away and wouldn’t you guess it still fits.”
That caught Geoff’s attention. He placed his hands on your hips but then moved you aside, back onto the couch.
You frowned as he got up and walked away. You leaned back and closed your eyes as you sighed loudly, knowing it was stupid to even suggest such a thing.
A few minutes later, you heard a throat clear, “I had a feeling this would be a good idea to snag.”
You looked up and your eyes went quickly from curious to hungry. You sat up, “I love you so much.”
Geoff chuckled, “Why don’t you go get dressed? We have a lot of sinning to do.”
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“Forget it. You fucking suck,” you stood up throwing your napkin on the table.
You stormed out of the restaurant that Geoff had insisted on taking you to after years of giving him a chance. You spent the past several years telling him no after you watched him break one heart after another. He finally wore you down with a bet then he spent the entire night on his phone and you finally had it when you saw he was playing some stupid flash game.
You frowned as you stepped outside. You debated waiting here for a car or walking a few blocks just so he didn’t have a chance to catch you once he noticed you were gone.
You frowned even further when you didn’t even have a chance to decide and he came bursting out the front door.
You turned away from him, flipping him off as you started down the road, “Screw off, Geoff.”
He didn’t listen. He came running over and caught up with you quickly. Damn heels. He jogged in front of you and held up his hands, “Just let me explain.”
You crossed your arms and raised an eyebrow, “This better be good.”
He took a deep breath and looked you in the eye, “Look I’m sorry. I’m just really nervous and I was trying to distract myself. I care about you a lot and I spent years not committing just because I was always holding out hope for us and I’m already fucking it up. Look just give me one more chance. We can do anything, go anywhere as long as it’ll make you happy.”
You weren’t thrilled with him still but that little confession you have to admit did warm your heart. You dropped your arms and asked, “Anything? Anywhere?”
Geoff perked up and gave a hopeful smile that made your heart skip a beat, “Name it.”
“Aren’t you the adult here?” Trevor asked as you hid in his office sucking on one of the many candy canes you had stolen off of Geoff’s desk.
You smiled and pointed at him with the sugary treat, “Technically, we’re all adults here but do any of us really act like it.”
Trevor open his mouth and you raised your eyebrows, daring him to challenge you and he quickly clammed up. You put the candy cane back in your mouth as you continued to watch him type emails.
“WHO TOOK ALL MY GODDAMN CANDY CANES?!” you heard Geoff shout in the other room.
That was your queue. You slapped the table making Trevor jump before you yelled, “TREVOR! YOU TOLD ME THESE WERE ALL YOUR CANDY CANES!”
“I- what?” He gave you a bewildered look. You shoved the box of candy canes into Trevor’s hands and tossed the remained of your treat into the trash just in time for Geoff to come in the door.
Geoff had that disgruntled look on his face he often got when he was playing mini golf and walked over to you and Trevor with purpose. His fiery gaze was set on Trevor but he took you both by surprise as he turned and grabbed you, pulling you in for a hungry kiss.
You didn’t even hesitate. Your hands went into his hair, you moved in closer.
“Do you guys want a minute?” Trevor asked.
As Geoff pulled away you could feel the eyes of the support room on the two of you. He turned to Trevor and snatched up his candy canes. He looked back at you, just a hint of a smirk on his face, “I like the effort but the peppermint gave you away. Next time just ask.”
Geoff turned and walked out of the room but before he made it to the door Andy piped up, “Can I have a candy cane?”
“No!” with that Geoff left the room.
Andy frowned at his computer, “If I was hot he’d let me have a candy cane.”
You snickered and sat back down, next to Trevor.
“Looks like your plan didn’t work out,” Trevor smiled proudly.
“Oh, it didn’t?” you asked slyly, pulling out another candy cane, unwrapped it and popped it in your mouth.
Trevor’s shoulders slumped in defeat but you barely even noticed as the thought of Geoff’s lips on yours was the only thing on your mind now.
“What are you wearing?” Geoff laughed as soon as you walked into the office.
“A sweater. You’re just jealous I’m going to be cozy for the first day of Autumn,” you stuck your tongue out as you took the seat next to your boss.
“You do realize we live in Austin and it’s almost ninety degrees out. It doesn’t matter what it’s the first day of,” Geoff pressed on.
“Autumn,” you corrected him, “Oh, you’re just a sourpuss. Besides I’ve worn much heavier in much worse weather.”
“Just don’t come crying to me when you’re overheating,” Geoff snickered, glancing over and looking over your outfit once more.
You just rolled your eyes and went to work.
Later on in the day you were starting to feel a little warm and started to pull at the neck of your sweater, though the second Geoff’s eyes were on you, you froze. You dropped your hand, you weren’t going to let him win. He could be a grouch all he wanted but today was the start of your favorite season and he wasn’t going to ruin that.
He got up even further into the day and the second he left the room you began to fan yourself. No one could see you but Jeremy and you instantly shot him a look when he gave you a worried glance. “You say one word to him Dooley and you’re a dead man,” you threatened in a hushed tone.
Jeremy’s eyes went right back to his screen.
You dropped the magazine you were fanning yourself with as soon as the door creaked. The first few times were false alarms but finally, Geoff sauntered back in with two cups in his hand and he set one on your desk.
“What’s this?” you reached out for the cup.
“A peace offering,” Geoff replied with a grin saying it was anything but. “To celebrate the first day of fall I got you a nice, piping hot cup of cider.”
Your eyes narrowed at Geoff but you picked up the cup and downed it, burning your tongue in the process though you did your best not to flinch, “Thanks, buddy.” You set the empty cup on his desk and went on with your day.
You were only about two hours until the end of the day but you were starting to die under your cozy sweater. You got up and left walking to the first empty room you could find and rip the stupid thing off. You would have admitted defeat to Geoff and done it in the main room but you thought you were being smart and skipped a shirt to put underneath this morning. Skipping the extra layer was an awful mistake.
You stepped inside a supply closet and reached for the hem of your sweater but stop as the door creaked open. Geoff slipped inside and shut the door behind him.
He smirked, “I knew you wouldn’t last.”
“You here to gloat?” you crossed your arms.
“I’m here to help,” Geoff reached for the hem of your sweater.
“I’m pretty sweaty,” you admitted as he tugged the clothing off. You took a deep breath as the cool air hit your skin, feeling like you could finally breathe.
“That’s okay because we’re about to get a lot sweatier,” he smirked stepping closer as your lips crashed together.
Fahc Geoff with a super secret SO who just kinda takes mercenary jobs finally meeting everyone (maybe has crossed paths with Ryan before, whether that meeting was good or bad is up to your discretion) love your writing btw everyone is always super in character and I adore the way you describe certain things/events <3<3 thank you
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You shifted again, tugging on your shirt as you rode up in the elevator with Geoff. You had taken lives, had a gun against your head, and had to defuse a bomb with literally no knowledge on bombs except what you had seen in the movies, yet this was the most nervous you ever felt.
Geoff just chuckled as you squirmed around. You punched his shoulder.
“You don’t need to worry,” Geoff told you smoothly, taking your hand in his and kissing your knuckles.
“Easy for you to say. You’re not meeting your significant other’s family,” you told him, leaning against him.
He smiled and shook his head, “It’s just my crew. A bunch of idiots. Nothing to worry about. It’ll be a shock if they even notice you.”
“Just you’re crew?” you raised an eyebrow.
Geoff sighed, “Fine. My family but that does not make anything I said any less true.”
“Fine,” you agreed.
The doors chimed, meaning you reached the penthouse. You had never actually been there considering you and Geoff had kept things quiet and the crew lived there.
You figured it would be safer for each other that way. After a year though there was only so much you could do in your apartment. Geoff had agreed it was time to be open with your relationship.
The doors opened and you heard the entire room go quiet. You bit your lip because obviously, they weren’t quite ready. You recognized them all from pictures and videos that Geoff had shared with them. They whole crew wasn’t there. Geoff thought it’d be better to introduce you to the main crew before bringing in everyone.
Jack was still setting out snacks. Michael had been clearly yelling at Gavin who was tangled up in streamers. Jeremy was climbing over the back of the couch, running away from Ryan.
“Hi,” you chuckled as you stepped out of the elevator.
As the doors closed all five came rushing over, trying to talk over one another. They all greeted you excitedly, all smiles.
“Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!” Geoff waved his arms for everyone to back off. “You’ll all get to meet Y/N. Just back off first. Couch.”
There were a few grumbles from the younger members but they did as they were told. Geoff put a hand on the small of your back as he led you over to the living room. You were all smiles now that you knew how excited they were to meet you.
As you sat on the couch Geoff introduced you, “Y/N this is Jack, Ryan, Michael, Gavin, and Jeremy. Assholes this is Y/N.”
You laughed at the introduction and said hi, making small talk until the group fell into a natural rhythm. After awhile it felt like you had known everyone for years.
You noticed Ryan had been pretty quiet but had been eyeing you for awhile now.
“Everything okay?” you asked, raising an eyebrow.
“I feel like I know you. I can’t quiet place you,” Ryan muttered, eyes narrowing.
You set down your drink, “Could have been that time I almost killed you.”
“You what?!” Michael had whipped around, interrupting his own store as he heard you,
You smirked, “Did Geoff tell you anything about me?”
“A little. Not much. He kind of gets gross and mushy and I just tune out,” Michael waved his hand.
“I’m a gun for fire. A very good and expensive one. A lot of people hate you guys. Other crews. Fakehaus once had a theory that if I killed Ryan they could take you. They figured with someone so unpredictable out of the way they could figure out your every move and take you guys down,” you explained. “Ryan was coming back from a solo mission and I had him right in my sights. I paused though as I heard a noise behind me. I turned back and he was gone. I was mad at myself for getting distracted and started packing up when there was suddenly a knife to my throat. I knew it was Ryan. He told me…”
You trailed off looking to Ryan. He smiled as he remembered, “Tell Bruce to hire someone better next time.”
“I took his knife and stabbed him in the leg before walking off. I was too impressed to have someone sneak up on me so I told Bruce I had no luck and when I offered for him to hire me for another night he told me to fuck off,” you finished.
“Why are you smiling?” Jeremy asked Ryan.
“Mutual respect. Not many are brave enough to stab me with my own knife. I only caught you due to a glare on your scope,” Ryan admitted.
“Good news is I won’t be killing any of you. Just everyone else,” you smiled.
“I won’t kill you either,” Ryan smiled a little wider causing a trickle of laughs.
As the night wound down, people started turning in. Actually, it was almost light out and Geoff was in the kitchen cleaning cups as it was you and Jack on the couch.
“I’m really happy you’re fitting in,” she mentioned breaking the comfortable silence.
“Me too. I was really worried you guys might not like me,” you admitted.
She smiled warmly, “Trust me I think the only person more smitten with you besides us is Geoff.”
You looked to the kitchen to see him focused on scrubbing a cup rather roughly, trying to make it sparkle.
“You really make him happy,” Jack added. “He was sort of slipping for awhile though then suddenly he was picking himself up. Doing better. We didn’t know what it was at first but when he finally told us about you. It made sense. He lights up every time he talks about you. I’m really glad he met you.”
“I’m really glad I met him too,” you sighed happily.
Geoff looked up, a smile gracing his as soon as his eyes landed on you.
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I don't know if you have the AH twitter but there is a tweet were Geoff blows two air horns in the editing room. Could you do a fic where the reader is in the room when Geoff blows the airhorns? She then chases him out yelling and curse. Geoff laughs and yells behind him "This is why I love you." Then they both stop realizing Geoff just confessed.
If you’d like to watch the video and haven’t (I highly recommend it) it can be found here!
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“Hey have any of you seen a spare xbox controller? I thought I brought it in here when I was streaming earlier but I haven’t seen it.”
Larry just looked up at you and back down at his computer. Ashley, Neal, and Kent at least gave you soft, apologetic nos. Andy actually turned around, “Where’d you see it last?”
You gave him a look, “In my hand.”
Andy made a face, “Oh, that makes sense. Nope! Haven’t seen it!”
As he spun around a loud blaring noise filled the room followed by the familiar giggling of your boyfriend.
“Geoff Ramsey!” you shouted and already started to make your way towards him.
Geoff was smart though and already out of the room and running down the hall, laughing manically. You were swearing at him up and down as you ran after him.
“And this is why I love you,” Geoff giggled.
You halted in your chase. Geoff slowed and stopped not far in front of you.
“You love me?” you asked.
You jumped as a celebratory air horn went off. You spun to yell at whoever did it but Jeremy and Gavin were already down at the other end of the hall. You sighed and turned back to Geoff who caught you by surprise with a kiss.
He was slow and careful but you could feel the heat in the kiss as Geoff cupped your cheeks. You relaxed and kissed him back with the same fire, arms snaking around his neck.
When he pulled away, he gave you a nervous smile, “Of course I love you. I loved you since I saw you but I figured that’d be weird to start with ‘Hi. I’m Geoff and I love you.’”
“Yeah a little weird,” you cracked a smile, “I didn’t love you at first.”
Geoff’s grin grew, “But?”
“But you grew on me. I guess I love you too.”
“I’ll take it,” he chuckled and pulled you back in for another kiss.
Geoff Ramsey- Carousel by Melanie Martinez the line "it's all fun and games till some body falls in love" makes me want some like angsty Fwb turning into them being in love with each other and not realizing when it happened. And just. I just love Geoff.
Word Count: 1,148
Warnings: Guns, NSFWish
Song: Carousel by Melanie Martinez
You woke up while it was still dark out. You stretched but felt something wrapped around your waist. Instinctually you reached for your gun but stopped as the events of just a few hours came rushing back to you.
You turned and instantly relaxed to see Geoff in a deep sleep beside you. You bit back laughter as he gave a soft snore. Your fingers reached out to brush loose hairs from his face. A knot in your stomach tightened as you did so. You pushed the feeling aside though.
You and Geoff had a deal. No feelings. You were determined to keep it that way.
You carefully removed yourself from Geoff’s grip and gathered your clothes, dressing in the dark. You tiptoed out of his room and back to your own. You did anything to make sure that line between friends and lovers didn’t get blurred.
Sure, you had woken up the next morning in his arms before and you managed to keep that distinction but the less you did it the better. You climbed under your own covers and fell asleep to thoughts of Geoff.
The next morning everything was back to usual. Planning your next heist.
That night you were surprised by a knock on your door as you were cleaning your guns.
“Come in,” you called wondering who needed you so late.
Geoff stepped inside. He didn’t say anything at first but you did notice his eyes drawn to your low cut top and skin revealing shorts. He licked his lips and seemed to be arguing with himself for a moment. You didn’t say anything, not wanting to interrupt his thoughts.
Finally, he spoke up, rubbing his hands together, “I don’t know about you but yesterday’s heist. I’m still sort of, well…”
He trailed off and you sat up, setting your gun aside, “Geoff Ramsey, are you asking for a round two?”
He gave you a noncommittal shrug.
“I thought the deal was after heists only?” you raised an eyebrow. The two of you were always full of adrenaline after heists and at first you played wingman for each other at the bar so you could get the energy out somehow. Eventually, you came up with your arrangement after deciding to cut out the middle man.
He gave another shrug.
You knew you should have said no but lust overtook you as you pulled off your shirt. Geoff locked the door behind him and the two of you once again fell into bed together.
A few days later your eyes stayed trained on Geoff as he talked with one of the dancers at the local strip club.
“So you and Geoff?” Michael asked as he waited out of earshot with you.
That pulled your attention from the two. You looked at the red head, “What?”
“Aren’t you a thing now? I mean he has not so subtlety been visiting you every night for the past two weeks. Plus if looks could kill right now that girl he’s talking to would be dead ten times over,” Michael smirked.
You crossed your arms, “Geoff can talk to whoever he wants because while we may be using one another we sure as hell aren’t together. I see you and Gavin together quite often. Are you dating?”
Michael’s face just became smugger, “I haven’t seen Gavin naked. Well, not by choice.”
You rolled your eyes, “Fine. Since we’re both single and consenting adults you want to sleep with me.”
Michael gave a chuckle, “As I much as I would love to, I know better than to touch anything of Geoff’s. Especially his toys.” Michael paused and pointed to Geoff now with his arm around the dancer and heading inside the club, “Then again you may need a new playmate.”
You tried hard not to get upset. You and Geoff were never exclusive. He had every right to do what he was doing. You managed to keep the tears at bay but anger bubbled within you that you couldn’t push down.
You grabbed Michael and crashed your lips against his. He was hesitant and pushed you away, his hands stayed on the collar of your jacket.
“You sure your not going to regret this?” he asked, eyebrow raised.
“I’m sure,” you lied.
Michael shrugged and looked back to the empty spot Geoff left behind, “We’ve got some time then.” He led you to the backseat of the car.
Michael was quick, knowing you were on a time limit. He had your shorts down and your underwear pushed aside, fingers dipping inside you in no time.
You gripped his shoulders though, trying to enjoy yourself but you had to pull back.
Michael stopped instantly, getting the hint.
“I can’t. I’m sorry,” you whispered, tears clouding your vision.
“It’s okay,” Michael told you, pulling your shorts back up and dressing you. His voice was soft and you weren’t use to it, “I won’t tell Geoff.”
“Thank you,” you nodded, climbing off of him and hugging yourself.
You looked to the neon sign of the club then back to Michael. He simply nodded, “He can find his own way home.”
Michael drove you home and you locked yourself in your room. The next week you put as much space between you and Geoff as you could.
Finally, Geoff had enough and he made his way into your room. He closed the door behind him, “Okay, Y/N what the fuck? What did I do?”
You just looked at him silently not sure how to answer him. You slept with that slut. You made me fall in love with you, asshole. How can you not even feel a little something towards me?
Geoff’s face dropped and you realized that you had actually let all of that slip.
“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to. Ignore all that,” you waved him off and turned your back towards him.
Geoff stepped closer to you. He bent down in front of you, “I didn’t sleep with her. I couldn’t.”
“Didn’t have enough money?” you asked, half joking.
Geoff’s lips tugged into a small smile, “Because I’m not the only asshole in the room who made someone fall in love with them.” That got your attention. You looked up at him, questioningly. “Yeah. I mean you. I fell in love with you.”
“Why?” you asked not sure what else to say.
“Beats me but if I was going to fall in love at least I chose the right person to do it with,” he gave you a nervous smile.
“Ditto,” you smiled back and leaned in slowly for a tender kiss.
Geoff’s fingers tangled into your hair as he deepened the kiss. He laid you back on the bed until he was on top of you.
He pulled away looking down at you and you asked, “Now what?”
You shook your head as Geoff stumbled towards you, he fell into the seat next to you. Geoff had his pick of the girls in the bar, hell even some of the guys if he wanted, but he choose to sit next to you. The King of Los Santos seemed to only be interested in you.
“Hey, handsome,” you gave him a soft smile, “What trouble did you get into tonight?”
He gave you a lopsided grin and turned to face you, “Are you one of those girls who likes pick up lines? Is that what it takes?”
You pretended to think for a moment then shrugged, “I don’t know. Why don’t you give it a shot?”
“Geoff sat up tall, “What’s a pretty girl like you doing in a dive like this?”
You just stared at him expecting more but when he gave you nothing else you shook your head, “That was it? That was your line?”
He nodded and you rolled your eyes, “Pathetic.”
The comment was playful but Geoff’s shoulders still fell as he turned back towards the bar, playing with his whiskey glass. You could have sworn you even saw a pout.
You sighed and turned your body to face him. You placed a hand on his shoulder, “Do you know why I come to this bar out of all the bars in Los Santos.”
Geoff looked to you and slowly shook his head, “Is it the free drinks?”
“Free drinks? The only free drinks I get is when you’re paying. The drinks are over priced and very watered down. The patrons are dirty. Fights break out every minute. This bar sucks dick like it’s its job. I came here once though and in a drunken celebration, a handsome stranger planted a kiss on me,” you explained.
Geoff sat up more as he realized you were talking about him.
“I came back in hopes of seeing the stranger again,” you went on, “He did come back and sure I may toy with him a little but he’s the only redeeming thing about this damn bar.”
Geoff’s smile grew and he laid his cheek in his hand as he replied, “And here I just thought you had bad taste. Now I know you do.” You let out a loud laugh and Geoff pushed a little further, “Want to get out of here?”
