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Look at that fantastic title card. Again another amazing Ramsey Ess design. This one is extra special because it is also the logo for the entire series on the IFC Comedy Crib web page. This is of course based off of "Crocodile" Dundee which we reference right at the top. Also attached is a photo of Thunder from Down Under(which I called Thunder Down Under in the episode). John and I look a lot like these dudes.

This shooting day was extremely hot. Hot in that it was really hot outside. Get your minds out of the gutter. And I want to thank everyone in the cast for sitting in my apartment the entire day watching us gyrate in terrible fitting womens hot pants in front of them.

I also want to give another big thanks to my wife and my dog who sat outside in a folding chair for a good 8 hours on our sidewalk so that we could take over our apartment. She supports me. Especially when I have to dance.

Check out the latest episode of "John and Geoff are Married" called "Let's Get Sexy!"

If you haven't checked out the first episode of my new webseries with John Murray, "John and Geoff Are Married" on the IFC Comedy Crib please do.

Either here on the IFC page or here on Youtube.

New episodes every Tuesday. Next one is a doozy.

We worked real hard on this web series and so did a lot of our great friends. We also worked hard on putting a lot of stupid Easter Eggs in each episode that last for about 2 seconds and are jokes for almost no one. Much like John and I's production company. The Garlock/Murray Group. Ramsey Ess did an amazing job on this bringing our dreams to life of ripping off the Cannon Group. We do it in a myriad of ways in the episodes. Keep your eyes peeled.

Also each episode's title has a different movie font or title style that we ripped off to match the thematic element of the episode. Again another fine Ramsey Ess job. This one is Bloodsport....because we love montages.

WE'RE BAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!!

Well if you are interested in the music side of Geoff Garlock. We got you covered. Two official Garlock releases are up for pre-order today!!! And I couldn't be more excited

First off we have the official vinyl version of Orchid "Totality". If you have never heard why we are referenced in one sentence in a lot of articles about terrible "screamo" bands that exist right now as an "influence" on their "basically terrible hair metal band syndrome but worse" "music". Then check out "Totality". This is a collection of all of the early Orchid releases including the split seven inch with Red Scare and the split skull shaped split aka the Skramz holy grail, with Jeromes Dream. And then a bunch of songs I didn't record but played a billion times live. http://cleanplate.storenvy.com/products/8787369-orchid-totality-lp

Then we have the Ritual Mess lp. What do you have in store there? How about "Gravity style hardcore, served up with chaos, hooks, and fervor that brings new life to this style. Some might call it "the closest thing you'll get to an Orchid reunion" and while they might be right, it's also much more than that. Listen and find out for yourself. For fans of Antioch Arrow, Swing Kids, Clikatat Ikatowi, etc.". That sounds about right. Also this is the first official music release I have released since Panthers "The Trick" in 2007 (there is also still The Year Is One record on Bandcamp and maybe Dark Vibe will come out someday). SOOOO I am pretty excited about this one. http://cleanplate.storenvy.com/products/8963361-ritual-mess-vile-art-lp

And if you are feeling nasty, do a bundle order of both and you get a limited vinyl color that is only in the bundle. http://cleanplate.storenvy.com/products/8964162-ritual-mess-orchid-lps-clear-vinyl-bundle

If you are a weird child who only likes MP3's and are not a weird grandpa who only likes vinyl,get the digital records! https://cleanplate.bandcamp.com/album/orchid-totality https://cleanplate.bandcamp.com/album/ritual-mess-vile-art

And while you are at it, relive your youth for the last time or live your youth for the first time by grabbing an official Orchid shirt with the classic design http://cleanplate.storenvy.com/products/8964918-orchid-shirt-chaos-is-me

Another brand spanking new episode of Worst Gig Ever on Official Comedy. In this episode we have the Internet's own "Auto Tune The News" stars The Gregory Brothers. Great conversation and check out the song during the story about being a door to door vacuum salesman. It blew my mind

BRANDY BRANDY!

Hello all. Please check out my latest sketch comedy video "Brandy Brandy". What's that you say? Another commercial? Sounds like another Garlock Classic. here is a description

Do you enjoy the classic soft rock song "Brandy(You're A Fine Girl)" by Looking Glass AND fine liquor. Then try Brandy Brandy! Written by, edited by and starring Geoff Garlock Directed and shot by David Bluvband Sound and crew by David Sewell Graphics by Ramsey Ess

Do you just want to see the Do Your Best With Our Worst clip aka the musical performance of Frightened Rabbit from the new episode of Worst Gig Ever? Well here it is. They are performing an acoustic version of "Holy" from their new record  and I have to say, I think I like this version better than the one on the record. Believe it.

FYI, at the end of each episode we do a segment called "Do Your Best With Our Worst", which is what the voices segment from the H. Jon Benjamin episode came from. For musical guests on Worst Gig Ever we give them bad instruments and have them play a song, but so far our guests have all nailed it. If you want to know they are using a Casio keyboard that has some terrible presets but an amazing demo song on it. And the guitar is mine. My dad once bought me a "Backpacker" acoustic guitar which you might have seen from Skymall catalogs. He also got me a Pignose travel amp (look it up) one holiday. The backpacker plays surprisingly well besides the fact that its terrible shape means it constantly flips over and is then impossible to play. But Frightened Rabbit do great with those two and an apple box and this version of "Holy" is fantastic.